Best Punk Quotes This Month

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Me: Who here likes Green Day?!
People: When is that?
Me: Who here likes Emily's Army?!
People: Who's Emily?
Me: Who here likes My Chemical Romance?!
People: No one cares about your love life, Charlie.
Me: Who here likes Muse?!
People: The Greek Godesses?
Me: Who here likes Panic! at the Disco?!
People: Do people still disco?
Me: Who here likes Black Veil Brides?!
People: Why do I care about goth people getting married?
Me: Who here likes Sum 41?!
People: Ew I hate math.

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Tell me more about how I'm 'emo' for listening to Greenday and Fallout Boy and Journey.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'redneck' for listening to Brad Paisley and Tim McGraw and Toby Keith.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'freak' for listening to Coldplay and The Plain White T's and Paramore.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'follower' for listening to anything contemporary.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'nerd' for listening to orchestra and symphony.
Tell me more about how listening to rock is going to bust my eardrums as well as my speakers.
Tell me more about how the music I listen to has anything to do with how I act.
And please, for the love of all that is holy please tell me why listening to anything you don't is so bad.
These bands have made me the way I am, why am I judged for it?

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Fan: What's punk?
Billie Joe Armstrong: *kicks over trash can*
Billie Joe Armstrong: That's punk.
Fan: *kicks over trash can*
Fan: That's punk?
Billie Joe Armstrong; No, that's trendy.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 6:28pm UTC

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Remember 2003 when the most popular music was Punk and
Pop Punk and all the cool kids listened to it?
And now it's ten year later and punk is considered "emo crap"
and the "good stuff" is Lil Wayne and One Direction?

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lithium*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:34am UTC

no mom I can’t make my bed I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad a.ss rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Your music taste is sexy

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:31pm UTC

Today I was spending my freeblock with my friend Max.
He asked to listen to the music on my ipod and I can listen to his.
So I did.
He was going through and said "What is this music?"
I said "it's punk rock."
He said "It's sounds emo. Are you emo, Charlie?" and laughed.
I said "Man, punk is good music."
He kept laughing. "Do you wear eyeliner and cry yourself to sleep? Do you cut yourself?"
All I said was "Why would you assume that from the music I listen to?"
He said "pull up your sleeve or I'll call you a cutter."
So I pulled up my right sleeve and he said "Nope. Left one too. Are you hiding something, Charlie?"
He was clearly joking around but then quickly pulled up my left sleeve and you could still see my scars from when I cut.
Clearly.
Then it got awkward.
So I just took my ipod back and went to the weight room.
Why did this happen again?

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 8:55pm UTC

me: WANNA SEE HOW PUNK I AM???
me: *punches a wall*
me: drive me to the hospital

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TheDeadAreLiving
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Too punk for math, not punk enough or meth

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catchtheshadows
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 6:32am UTC

Person: screaming isn't music
Me: punching you in the face isn't assault
Person: what?
Me: what?

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MeaganWynd
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 8:55pm UTC

I think they should make a Punk Goes Disney. Such As... Hakuna Matata - Bring Me The Horizon, I’ll Make A Man Out Of You - Asking Alexandria, Just Keep Swimming - Of Mice & Men, He Lives In You - Memphis May Fire, Whole New World - Chelsea Grin, Circle Of Life - Attack Attack, I Won’t Say (I’m In Love) - The Devil Wears Prada, Bear Necessities - The Maine

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catchtheshadows
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 10:42am UTC

Person: Hey, check out this band!
Me: I CANT AFFORD TO LIKE ANYMORE BANDS

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 1:53pm UTC

Guys, if a girl from the punk fandom likes you, you better feel good. Our standards are pretty high.

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myboys
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 4:56pm UTC

its not just 'someone screaming'
its music
poetry
truth
emotion
while all everyone else listens to is annoying
'money money i fúcked yo bìtch money swag yeah'
basically all they play on the radio
mmmmhhmmmm
dont judge a book by its cover

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 9:46pm UTC

Too punk for math not punk enough for meth.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 7:48pm UTC

*holds ur hand in a cool and punk way*

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Alexwise
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:46pm UTC

My kids will be raised on pop punk and metalcore.

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zer0*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 9:12am UTC

OMG IM WATCHING ALL THE VIDEOS OF GREEN DAY @ EMIRATES STADIUM AND I CNT EVBN COPE I DIDNT DGO BUT AD IM SO SAD BUT OMG TRE AND BILLIE bIlLLIW ASKED FANS ON STAGE AND OMG HELP ME IM CRYIG IM SCREAMING DO U EVEN UNDERSTANDNO PLEASE NO GREEN DAY THEY DID LETTERBOMB AND HITCHIN A RIDE AND OMFG BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS BILLIE SAID LONDON IS THE BESTS COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND OMFG OMG OML NO GUYS tHEY DID JESUS OF SUBURBIA AND OMG RTRE WAS IN AB BRA HE WOAS IN BRA IM NOT OK I AM NOT FKIN OK IM EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE RIGHT NOW AD OMG MIKE IS THE BEST BASSIST HOLD ME

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Last night I was lying in bed thinking about the punkest song I have and long story short I ended up talking to myself about why safe sëx should be taught in school

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