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shouldicontinue
posted a quote
March 15, 2017 9:24am UTC

the feeling of despair
and sadness seep
through my brain,
slowly creeping into
the back of my mind,
leading my thoughts
to a sudden stop.
oh.
my hands rush to
the tissues, taking
two or three at once.
hurriedly wiping at
the spilled coffee that
quickly spread over my
computer.
the screen flickers
on to off
off to on
screen flickers once more,
before giving a sigh,
a sputter,
and then black.

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
May 13, 2015 6:35pm UTC

Hello, I am back.
I just came to say
Please actually like posts
Rather than ignoring it.

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 25, 2014 4:57pm UTC

BI.TCH,
I'm (still) fabulous.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
October 25, 2014 1:09pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 23
He knows how to make my day. <3

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AgainstNoOne
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September 15, 2014 11:52pm UTC

"If I'm attracted to someone, when my phone lights up with the text from that person, I grin at it stupidly."

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Loki*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 2:38pm UTC

All I need's a little love in my lifeAll I need's a little love in the darkA little but I'm hoping it might kick startMe and my broken heart

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Loki*
posted a quote
May 8, 2014 2:34pm UTC

What do Nuclear Phyisicists have for lunch?FISSION CHIPSHa. Ha. Ha.I desperately need a life.

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Loki*
posted a quote
May 6, 2014 4:32pm UTC

Me: * swag dances in to kitchen singing* I like peeenacolaadasMom: *wtf look*Me: what?Mum: For a second I thought you were gonna say p'nisMe: *.......*

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imgone♡♡♡♡*
posted a quote
April 22, 2014 3:04pm UTC

if these sheets were the states
and you were miles away
id fold them over the end
and bring you closer to me ♥

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Loki*
posted a quote
April 8, 2014 1:42pm UTC

“When he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun.”

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Loki*
posted a quote
April 7, 2014 4:53pm UTC

W.T.F?Where's The Food?

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~Spoken Silence~*
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 6:59pm UTC

"Kittykinging. The act of being so freaking adorable that adorable doesn't quite cover it. It is also known as Joshclouding." -Lyric.
I love you lyric! thats so adorabubble! :3

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Loki*
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 12:42pm UTC

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

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Loki*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 4:03pm UTC

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
“Not yet,” said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he’s a little pis$ed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
“How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.
“Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren’t getting any milk.”
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “You gonna tell him or should I?”

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
March 19, 2014 2:56pm UTC

Biology teacher: Here are some x-rays... this boy broke his wrist jumping over a fence... and here-
Senior in the classroom for some reason: Are you sure he wasn't packin' his dip? *does dip packing motion*
*later*
Biology teacher: And here are the pelvic bones of both men and women... notice how the women's are more-
Same senior: *draws penís under the male hipbones*
Class:
Teacher:
Principal:
Cactus in Mexico:
Senior:
Teacher: *ferociously rubs penís... off the board*

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 28, 2014 9:19pm UTC

Make like a tree and slowly, imperceptibly, stalk humans before striking one day when no one else is looking.

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absent *
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 2:41pm UTC

If I ask you what you love the answers would likely roll off your tongue. You love to read, you love to write you love birds, music, tattoos. Your mum, your dad, your sister, your bestfriend. How long do you think you could go on before you said "I love myself".

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~Spoken Silence~*
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 7:33pm UTC

Great, just another screw up.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 11:19am UTC

IF YOU WERE NOT A DELUSIONAL 6TH GRADER,
YOU NEVER GOT THE REAL 6TH GRADE EXPERIENCE.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 11:51am UTC

*cue blurred lines*
food : i know you want it
laptop : i know you want it
witty : i know you want it
textbooks : but you're a good girl

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