Best Oml Quotes This Week

* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 12:00am UTC

Some online girl: Go die.
Me: Oh no. I was just told by some one miles away to go die. Goodbye world.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 7:35pm UTC

That epic feeling
When you find your new favourite band.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 5:29pm UTC

Okay so let me get this straight, Twilight is a book about an emotionless, boring, weak girl who falls in love with a sparkly vampire who can't decide if he wants her or not. And later, the vampire blackmails her by forcing her to marry him in exchange for sexual intercourse, which leads to her becoming a teen mom. She then dies and her sparkly husband bites her, forcing her into extreme pain for three days. Meanwhile, her childhood best friend that is a werewolf becomes a pedophile and falls in love with her daughter because he couldn't get the mother...?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 4:23pm UTC

What if...
Steve followed you
But you didn't get to see the notification
Because someone favourited your quote right after he followed you
And it reset your notifications.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 5:39pm UTC

A legit essay I wrote today:
Okay so. Get this, broski. The mind. Yea it's cray. You never know what it's gonna think next, y'know. Like one second you be like 'I'm on top of the woorrrllddd"© then the next moment you be like 'I can't let go, broken yet holding on'©. Like seriously. Our mind is like so complex, dude. Then you got those disorders. You know like MPD and like ADHD and like blame in on my ADD, baby© but that doesn't stop us from being who we are.
It's actually funny because we all look in the mirror and like think 'wow. I'm fat, ugly, horrid, disgusting, ect.ect.' but that's the thing. No one is. But we can't help but the think that stuff, y'know. It makes you wonder why our mind puts us through that much Hell. Like it's only hurting itself and in the end a lot of people hurt theirself so severly that they end up like killing parts on thier minds.
Then there's love. Bittersweet beauty that masks the face of death. But it doesn't. Our mind either makes us think love is bad or that love is good. But get this, our mind can change! It's like not set in stone, y'know. Someone who does't love can easily become someone who does and visa versa. I can actually assure you that people will change their minds with love atleast once in their life. Like it's so brilliant.
So like. Yea. That's our mind, yo. It is what it is but yet can change so easily. Just wait 'til we figure out how to use our inner telepathy powers, man. The world will be so much better then.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Being "weird" is such a norm,
that it's not even weird to be weird.
Format by Breeze

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 6:02pm UTC

When you read the first book
And a character you like fell in love with dies in the end
So you're all sad about it
Then you get the second book
Your sister decides to be mean and reads the last page to you
And it turns out he's alive
But he shouldn't be
But I'm glad he is
But what's with the plot twist
But seriously
But help me
But none of it is logical
But he should be dead. He was shot down
But wtf.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Me: (Terribly singing 'coz I thought everyone was gone) Swallooww his seed I know you wanna siiinng meee too sllleeepp
Raven: Well well well. This is what you sing when no one's around?
Me: But.... Ravveenn.. Please... Tell no one..
Raven: Only on one condition...
And that's the story about why I have plans on Halloween.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 11:45pm UTC

does anyone else get paranoid when they're at a house with a lot of family and
they need to use the bathroom and are afraid someone will walk in on them
or is that just me

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 12:30pm UTC

When you spend 5 hours
Trying to convince your sister
That her accidentally hitting you was your fault
And that you're sorry...
I need a life...

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Me on chat:
Me: STEVE!!!!
Me: Hi!
*Thinks; he's Steve, he's not going to talk to a loser like me*
Steve: hey it's working!
Steve: do I show in the who's online list?
*Thinks; HOLY RABIES!!!!*
Me: YES!!!
Steve: hmm -- I don't see myself. weird.
Me: You can't see yourself. No one can. You can only see the other members
*Thinks; OML! I taught STEVE something about WITTY!!*
Steve: hmm ok
Me: Yep yep :)
*DIES FROM HAPPINESS.*

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 9:15am UTC

...My face still hurts....
Thanks alot, floor.

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*Allysoon*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 2:55pm UTC

If you don't get a little gay with your best friends you're not close enough.

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Loki*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 2:38pm UTC

All I need's a little love in my lifeAll I need's a little love in the darkA little but I'm hoping it might kick startMe and my broken heart

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Anyone else think a Spongebob and Odd Parents mash up would be great
Like Timmy sees Spongebob in Fairy World and wishes to go to Bikini Bottom
And they like meet up
Then Timmy realizes Odd Parents is a famous show in Bikini Bottom
And Spongbob and Odd Parents are both first place in Amurica
So they both fight each other to the death for number one
And it ends with Spongebob taking Timmy's oxygen helmet off
And Timmy stabbing Spongebob
And they both die at the same time
And that could be like the season finale for both shows.
Then like Spongebob Squarepants gets renamed as Patrick Star
And Fairly Odd Parents follows Wanda and Cosmo
And it shows us their lives as they live in despair and sadness
Suffering from their best friends deaths.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 9:13pm UTC

GUYS. THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE COOLEST
SITE EVER (well besides Witty of course) BUT JUST
TAKE MY WORD FOR IT AND GO. OMG YOU CAN LIKE
MOVE YOUR MOUSE AROUND AND MAKE PRETTY COLORS
DON'T WE ALL LOVE THAT?
http://weavesilk.com/

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 11:27pm UTC

"He who leaps for the sky may fall, it's true.
But he may also fly."
- Some Anchient Saying.

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 5:48pm UTC

Feeling on edge about something around someone...
When it is something you shoudn't have to feel on edge about..
*sigh*

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 5:51pm UTC

me: doesn't play enough games with my tamagotchi

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 7:04pm UTC

The Official Confession #36
Ugh. When I say embarrassing I don't mean like 'she told him I like him!' stuff.
Okay?
Cool.
Let's get this started...
When my sister was in 7th grade
I was in 6th
She was like yaoi obsessed
And 6th grade happened to be when I finally admitted to myself that I was gay
So I told Raven because we like told each other everything
And she was like 'You'd so be a Uke. Like oh my god.'
So I spent my 6th grade year reading what a 'good' Uke does.
And like (Here's where it gets embarrassing...)
My sister had after school activities when she was in 8th grade
And my mum was never home
So I'd like take Raven's brush
And like shove it down my throat
Because like that's something that the Uke was supposed to be able to do or whatever
Just not with a brush, but you know what I mean.
And I wanted to be prepared and stuff.
So yea..
I was a messed up child
And a manwhore as well.. xD
Do you people like want more of this embarrassing stuff, or no?

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