Octopus Quotes

Deep breaths, my love*
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January 18, 2014 12:04am UTC

and you dont want an octopus on your brain do you?

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*blushes*
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July 30, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Mom: Could you take this heavy bag and that other heavy bag ... Oh and maybe all other 100 heavy bags? *takes one light bag*
Me: Of course, mom. I mean, that is what my operation to a super strong octopus was for, anyway. Right?

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Vinita*
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June 26, 2013 11:04pm UTC

Chill out like an octopus

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purple_flower
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June 17, 2013 8:23pm UTC

Everyone thinks I'm overdramatic when I'm upset but when an Octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. now THAT'S overdramatic.

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Repair Boy 🔥*
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June 2, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Sometimes, I wish i was an octopus
So i could slap 8 people at once

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whereismymind
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May 15, 2013 4:18pm UTC

A lot of people say Im overdramatic when Im upset... but when an octopus gets stresses out it eats itself. Now THATS dramatic!

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IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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April 21, 2013 10:58pm UTC

Potato
When I peel potatoes,
I run out of potatoes.

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Jessica♥*
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February 23, 2013 9:31pm UTC

*on the phone*
friend: Well, I'm really tired so I'm gonna go to bed. Goodnight.
*30 minutes later*
friend: *posts facebook status, posts instagram photo, retweets 20 tweets, goes to the mall, cooks a gourmet dinner, buys the mall, builds an amusement park, discovers new element, opens a zoo, paints house pink, marries an octopus, has ten kids, figures out the string theory, and starts a clothing line*

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 15, 2013 9:22am UTC

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
so I could slap 8 people at once

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emma17810
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January 30, 2013 6:59pm UTC

sometimes i wish i was an octopus
so i could smack eight people at once
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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