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IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn

1. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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   April 21, 2013 10:58pm UTC
   Potato
   When I peel potatoes,
   I run out of potatoes.
   
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2. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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   March 30, 2013 11:50pm UTC
   Applesauce is apples in sauce form!!!
   
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3. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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   March 23, 2013 3:52pm UTC
   I am the tide, and I cannot be turned.
   
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4. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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   March 6, 2013 8:48pm UTC
   The things we do for a friend...
   
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5. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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   February 20, 2013 8:46pm UTC
   I can't believe people don't believe in unicorns!
   They think they don't exist.
   They do!
   They just moved from land to the clouds.
   That's why you see rainbows after it rains.
   The unicorns can't control the weather, but when it rains, everything turns out gloomy.
   That's the reason why unicorns
   make rainbows!
   To add happiness.
   OH, THE THINGS UNICORNS DO! <3
   
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6. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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   February 18, 2013 12:29am UTC
   Wednesday.
   Thursday.
   Friday.
   WTF?!?
   
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7. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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   February 14, 2013 8:13pm UTC
   Can I trust anyone anymore?
   Wish I could. Why'd my best friend have to tell her who I like. I don't want her to start gossiping.
   Secrets are meant to be secrets. If only I knew...
   
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8. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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   February 13, 2013 11:56pm UTC
   *Eating a vegetable*
   *Starts choking*
   *Coughs like crazy*
   *Spit out vegetable*
   "And I thought it was suppose to be good for you."
   
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9. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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   February 12, 2013 8:53pm UTC
   3 steps to move on.
   CTRL + ALT + DEL.
   CONTROL yourself,
   look for an ALTernate solution,
   and DELETE the situation that hurts you.
   
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10. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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    February 11, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    Had the best day ever!
    All because of him
    <3
    
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11. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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    February 11, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    Me singing : I wear your granddad's clothes, I look incredible.
    Still singing...
    Girl : Is that your grandma's coat?
    Me : WHAT DID YOU SAY?!? DID YOU NOT HEAR ME SING?!? THIS IS YOUR GRANDDAD'S CLOTHES! PAY ATTENTION...please.
    
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12. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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    February 11, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Get off your butt.
    Stand up.
    Then...
    Yell I love you to yourself.
    You deserve it.
    
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13. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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    February 9, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    It's true.
    No one is perfect.
    But when I look at you...
    You are perfect.
    
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14. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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    February 7, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    Whenever you talk to me, I'm in a different world.
    Whenever you touch me, I feel like I'm gonna faint.
    Whenever we're alone, I face the other way.
    It all started when we met eyes.
    Having a crush is complicated.
    
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15. IAmSecretlyAnUndercoverUnicorn
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    February 7, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    When times get rough, you'll find out
    who your real friends are.
    
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