Best Numbers Quotes Ever

glitter162*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I never understood why 6 got
so upset when 7 8 9, but then I remembered that 6 and 9 have a special relationship.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 12:07am UTC

You know whats odd to me?
Numbers that aren't divisable by 2.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Size is a number.
Age is a number.
Height is a number.
Weight is a number.
But you're not a number.
You're a collection of
memories and stories.
You're the yawns and sneezes
of your life.
You're the sun and moon
that change every day.
You're not a number on a
tag, birthday, ruler or scale.
You're you
and I love you even
if you don't.
I guess I'll just love us enough for two.
(IO)
.

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 6:39am UTC

*9th grade voice* ugh 8th graders
*8th grade voice* ugh 7th graders
*7th grade voice* ugh 6th graders
*6th grade voice* haha ‘pen(i)s’
*5th grade voice* *gasp* you said pen(i)s

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 2:15pm UTC

I can't stand when people say a
babies age in months after a year old. Like, "Yeah, he's 29 months old."
"Bit/ch, don't make me do the math."

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gab*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 7:13pm UTC

9826384716240934736038590383746578392071232156842189367262719508573854238905468261920845302561373605032638509364798573659408675673859847262759608457463485839607
we think we're made of numbers.
percentages on tests, pounds on a scale, likes on a photo, price tags on clothes. but we’re not. we are made of love and happiness and they way we laugh. we’re made of good memories and late nights and past-curfews.
we have more substance than numbers.

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 7:39pm UTC

what frustrates me the most in this world is the fact you can't put numbers in caps
42
am I screaming?
you'll never know

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 11:16am UTC

The best thing about real life
is you don't have to put numbers at the end of your name to make it unique

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PowerTumbler411
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Comment me a number!
1. Tell me about your ex
2. Drunken story time.. GO
3. A secret you haven't told many people
4. A fact about the last person you kissed
5. Favorite TV show
6. What your last received text message says
7. What last made you laugh until you cried?
8. List of concerts you've attended
9. Your Christmas List
10. What you're wearing
11. Favorite song
12. How you met the person you fell hardest for
13. Favorite memory of this past summer
14. Craziest thing you've ever done
15. Jewelry that you're wearing
16. Turn on’s
17. Last awkward situation you were in
18. Quote you live by
19. A story about you and your best friend
20. Opinion of age difference in relationships
21. How you feel right now
22. Lyrics to your favorite song
23. Ever been cheated on?
24. Opinion on Cheating
25. First 10 songs to play on you shuffle
26. Number of people you slept with
27. Best Friend on Witty
28. Cutest thing anyone's done for you
29. Most traumatic experience
30. Smoke weed?
nmf/nmq

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author
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Just me?
Does anyone else subconciously give letters and numbers a gender?
Like 3 is such a feminine number while 1 is definitely masculine, AM I RIGHT.
And then G is a girl of course while O is a boy, you feel me?

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^_^*
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 11:11am UTC

She said "delete my number" I said "keep calm,it was never saved"...

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Onism*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Dear teacher,
Don't look at me like that while I'm counting on my fingers
Sincerely,
I could be a mathematical genius

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 10:55pm UTC

News Person1: Today's News, a man was struck by lighting and lived.
News Person 2: That must have been a shocking experience. *laughs*
Person 1: I bet he wanted to bolt, huh? *laughs as well*
Person 2: You know what they always say about these things, they spark your interest.
Person 1: Must have been electrifying.
Person 2: I wonder when the idea struck him?
Person 1: Lighting fast.
Me: They would so go to hell if there was one -.-

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emily1534
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:21pm UTC

READ THESE NUMBERS OUT LOUD. DO NOT LOOK AHEAD. THIS IS A FUN TEST. NO CHEATING.
777,777
77,777
7,777
777
77
7
Think of the first vegetable that comes to your mind!!
I bet you thought of a carrot. Comment what you thought of.

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phee*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 2:18pm UTC

I wish you could make numbers capitals
Because you could be like shouting numbers and noone
would know because they are just normal. WHY CAN'T
THERE BE CAPITALS FOR NUMBERS?!

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Your GPA and your size are both just numbers that do not define you

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Onism*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 6:04pm UTC

"I went downstairs and watched a half-hour-long commercial that advertised an exercise machine. They kept flashing a 1-800 number, so I called it. The woman who picked up the other end of the phone was named Michelle. And I told Michelle that I was a kid and did not need an exercise machine, but I hoped she was having a good night.
That's when Michelle hung up on me. And I didn't mind a bit"
-Perks of being a Wallflower

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kianalove1234
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 1:36pm UTC

school:2+2=4homework:2+4+2=8exams:omar has 4 apples and his train is in 7 minutes. calcute the mass of the sun

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 6:06am UTC

The fact that
66 + 44
doesn't equal to
100
is really frustrating.

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it_goes_on*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 6:28pm UTC

One heartbreak.
Two eyes crying.
Three words never said again.
Four hands that won't be held.
Five mornings you'll pass in the halls.
Six love notes, ripped & torn.
Seven days a week you'll think of him.
Eight sad songs a night before bed.
Nine wishes that never came true.
Ten years before he realizes you were the one.

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