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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2019 8:14pm UTC
    Actually, I don't mind being treated like a number, as long as it's a big, important number.

  2. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2015 1:03am UTC
    6...4...2...
    12...14...16...

  3. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 12:31am UTC
    "Just because she doesn't have 100+ likes on her profile picture
    DOES NOT
    mean she isn't gorgeous..
    Every girl is beautiful, It's society that's ugly."
    ~You are not a number

  4. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 1:20pm UTC
    Dear 6,
    Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
    Sincerely, 7

  5. well_hello_there_ well_hello_there_
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    576559838

  6. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    Laziness is taking over3058104729481948294957195829482948204729581640571940371849471849681737I bet you were too lazy to read that number.

  7. kianalove1234 kianalove1234
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    school:2+2=4homework:2+4+2=8exams:omar has 4 apples and his train is in 7 minutes. calcute the mass of the sun

  8. butterfly_love butterfly_love
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    why is 6 afraid of 7?
    because 7 ate 9!

  9. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    News Person1: Today's News, a man was struck by lighting and lived.
    News Person 2: That must have been a shocking experience. *laughs*
    Person 1: I bet he wanted to bolt, huh? *laughs as well*
    Person 2: You know what they always say about these things, they spark your interest.
    Person 1: Must have been electrifying.
    Person 2: I wonder when the idea struck him?
    Person 1: Lighting fast.
    Me: They would so go to hell if there was one -.-

  10. Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends* Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    Love has 4 letters, but so does hate
    Friends has 7 letters but so does enemies
    Truth has 5 letters, but so does lying
    It hurts so much when one turns into another....

  11. Roya* Roya*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    people always say "you should have more followers than people you're following"
    i don't think thats true.
    it's your choice weather you want to follow someone or not.
    just don't look at the numbers, look at WHO you're following.
    a number is only a number

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    I hate when people say that teachers get a low salary like what the national median salary for a teacher is $54,000 a year. The average median income in America is $50,502, so teacher make $4,000 more per year than average. Thy get the same days off that we do, unless it's an in service day and there's maybe 10 of those all year. Plus, they get benefits, summers and holidays off. Also, most teachers are married to someone working so assuming that they work and get paid the median yearly in america the household of teacher is probably bringing in about $104,000 per year.
    Let's be honest, there's way shíttier jobs that make way less.
    Example:
    Paramedic: A life saving, possibly traumatising job. Median salary: $31,000
    Seriously, I have strong feelings about this.
    In 7th grade my math teacher was complaining about his salary (he made $60,000 a year) and his wife worked, not sure what she made, and he's complaining, while hafl of the students in his class don't even have parents that can find work, and the other half's parents both work and don't even make $60,000 together.

  13. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Size is a number.
    Age is a number.
    Height is a number.
    Weight is a number.
    But you're not a number.
    You're a collection of
    memories and stories.
    You're the yawns and sneezes
    of your life.
    You're the sun and moon
    that change every day.
    You're not a number on a
    tag, birthday, ruler or scale.
    You're you
    and I love you even
    if you don't.
    I guess I'll just love us enough for two.
    (IO)
    .

  14. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    9826384716240934736038590383746578392071232156842189367262719508573854238905468261920845302561373605032638509364798573659408675673859847262759608457463485839607
    we think we're made of numbers.
    percentages on tests, pounds on a scale, likes on a photo, price tags on clothes. but we’re not. we are made of love and happiness and they way we laugh. we’re made of good memories and late nights and past-curfews.
    we have more substance than numbers.

  15. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 12:24am UTC
    ① ② ③ ④ ⑤ ⑥ ⑦ ⑧ ⑨ ⑩

  16. berzerk berzerk
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    it doesnt madder what that scale says
    youre not fat
    it doesnt madder what that grade is
    youre not dumb
    numbers dont define who you are

  17. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 6:39am UTC
    *9th grade voice* ugh 8th graders
    *8th grade voice* ugh 7th graders
    *7th grade voice* ugh 6th graders
    *6th grade voice* haha ‘pen(i)s’
    *5th grade voice* *gasp* you said pen(i)s

  18. gcontento gcontento
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Statistics show that 127,542,457,109,374 people are too lazy to read that number.

  19. SmileAways SmileAways
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 6:30am UTC
    There is only 1thing
    2 say
    3 words
    4 you
    I LOVE YOU

  20. BeliebersBelieve BeliebersBelieve
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    The coolest part of naming your kid, is that you dont have to think of 6 numbers to make sure the name is available!

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