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confused*
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February 14, 2014 8:26pm UTC

hey little puppy!
*throws stick* fetch!!
*he slowly walks towards me*
*whispers in my ear*
"stop trying to make "fetch" happen"

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MyCrazyStory
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February 10, 2014 1:30am UTC

Chapter 5
Did you..
Hazel pulled the last straw. Alysha came up to me and my friends one day and this is what she said, and I quote ; "Dalas! Hazel just told me that next year I should ditch you guys and stick with her!"
I was furious.
A bit later, I found out she was still messing around. She started telling the whole class about our fights and twisting the words to make me seem like the bad guy.
I confronted her and asked her (having proof) if she had done or said any of those things. She denied everything.
Hazel was a sick human being. She lied, she stabbed people in the back, she gossiped about her friends, and she treated you one day like trash, and the next day like a trophy.
I had had enough. I did something that I had been thinking about doing for a while. I'm not proud, but something had to be done.
Chapter 6 gets pretty interesting...please read if you enjoyed!

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MyCrazyStory
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February 10, 2014 1:23am UTC

Chapter 4
Password101
I think Hazel knew that I didn't trust her much anymore, so she asked me to have a sleepover. I went, and while I saw there she sat there on FaceBook for a bit. While she was logging in, she typed her password in the username spot, so I saw it. She quickly erased it, not knowing what I had seen. She thought that I hadn't seen it, which was a relief. The sleepover was really boring. All she did was ask me for gossip and wanted me to tell her everything I knew about the kids in our class, including Alysha, her best friend. What kind of sick person does that? I knew that I had been played to going to this sleepover, and it had just been a scam to get all the secrets out of me. I denied everything, and didn't tell her anything I knew. And, by the way, I knew a lot. Most of the people in my school confide in me for there secrets. Whenever they found something out, they came to me.
There had often been times when people liked me. I was the 'it' girl. And I mean like guys like me. I found out that this cute guy named Jonah liked me, but I wasn't really into him, but I didn't tell anyone that. Because my friends would tell people, and those people would probably start with Hazel.
Hazel found out that Jonah liked me, and the minute she found out she came up to me and told me that she liked Jonah, so I couldn't date him. Then, she told Jonah I didn't like him. That happened more then once..
About a little past halfway during the year, I found out something Hazel had done that was officialy the last straw.
Read the next chapter! Thanks!

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MyCrazyStory
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February 10, 2014 1:12am UTC

Chapter 3
True Colors
Hazel was really shy at first. She seemed nice. She was a tad chubby, but kinda pretty. She had thin dark brown eyes and very light brown skin. She had black a little longer then shoulder length hair. I aproached her first, and introduced myself (Dalas) and my friends introduced themselves. She was a little shy, but we started talking and she was actually very talkative. She said 'Like' a lot, and she was a self pitty kind of person. She had daddy issues, and she wanted everyone to know. Heaven knows why...Anywho, she started telling us lots of stories, like how she was accepted to an art school, (and we found out later that it was a registry school, not an acception school) and that she did competitive dance, even though she could not do a split or a successful pirouette. I was a little jealous of the art thing, which at the time I thought was the truth, because I was known as the artist. Anyway, I thought Hazel was ok. Not the girl I wanted, but she was ok.
After about a week, she started talking to my Best Friend Alysha a lot. Whenever we tried to talk to Alysha Hazel would drive her away and ignore us. Hazel only ever talked to me and my friends when Alysha wasn't there and she had no one to talk to. Alysha did the same when Hazel wasn't there. It bugged me because whenever we would gossip and tell Hazel a secret, she would tell Alysha. And Alysha, who was the nicest one of us all, did the same.
One day, Hazel asked me who I liked. I did not trust her a single bit, so I told her I liked some guy named Shawn ( which was a lie )
This secret she told no one. Why? I still to this day have no idea.
Please read chapter 4!

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MyCrazyStory
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February 10, 2014 12:57am UTC

Chapter 2
New Girl
The beggining of grade 7, and I was stoked. I was really excited because I knew that life was going my way. I had never really been interested in popularity, but people just made me popular. In my school, as I said before it was tiny, and in my class there were 3 other girls. But it was a split class so there were other girls in the younger grade. Anyway, I was hoping that there would be another girl. My friends were ok. They werent the kind of friends who text you when you arent at school, or who never keep secrets from you. So I really wanted there to be a girl who I could trust and befriend. We all went to look at the sheet to see the new class list...No new girl. There was one new person, but I don't think the new girls name was Jason (LOL!!). 6 days through the year, the teacher told us that there was going to be a new classmate. It was a grade 7 girl named Hazel. I was really happy that we were having a new girl in our class, until I found out who she really was...
Thanks for reading guys! I know it's a little boring but trust me it gets better.
PS: This character (the speaker, Dalas) seems to be rude, and snoby. But she is actually not, she is nice and sweet and a good friend. Please don't mix up! Even angels like being popular.

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LaLaNicole*
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February 6, 2014 9:50pm UTC

My lit teacher got a haircut today Me:Nice wig Mr.B what's it made out of Him:Your moms chest hair!!!I literally love this man so much more now

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DreamLikeReality
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February 2, 2014 8:25pm UTC

I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and we could all eat and be happy.

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candy*
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January 25, 2014 12:30pm UTC

When attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious
because I remember when Regina George complimented that one girl on her skirt.
I might be the girl with the skirt.

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24601*
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January 22, 2014 11:27pm UTC

WITTIANS
Hi... um... please can we start going pink on wednesdays?
PLEASE!
Periwinkle on febuary? it's alot to ask, but witty needs to stick together.

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HakunaaMatata
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January 20, 2014 8:08pm UTC

Calling someone stupid
doesn't make you any smarter.

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BravoSierra
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January 17, 2014 8:00pm UTC

Favorite this quote if
You've ever felt personally victimized by Regina George.

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flyingbacon7
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January 14, 2014 11:39pm UTC

When I was a young teen
And I watched Mean Girls
I was determined
To marry Glen Coco
Because
I wanted to be Kelsey Coco
Because how cool would that be?

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Twisted~*
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January 12, 2014 3:28pm UTC

mean girls came out on april 30th 2004.
the 10 year anniversary is this year
and april 30th is a wednesday
and if the whole world does not wear pink
i’m moving to saturn

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Jessica♥*
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January 8, 2014 1:25am UTC

mean girls came out on april 30th, 2004.
the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn

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meh*
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December 29, 2013 12:47pm UTC

The Year 2260
English Teacher: Ok we're going to watch a classic, 'Mean Girls'
History Teacher: You guys are getting a project when you have to research one of
the Band Memers of ancient the boy band 'One Direction'.
Health Teacher: We are studying the plaugue that spread worldwide called 'Internet Addiction'
P.E. Teacher: We are teaching you how to twerk, and ancient dance practiced in the early 2000s.
Science Teacher: We will be bringing in used iPhones dated back to the early 2000s so you
can study the way photogarphs were taken and how we talked to eachother.

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TheRealMaddie
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December 1, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Mean girls can get a laugh out of someone else
but simply not me.
Thats the truth.

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I'm Cool.*
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December 1, 2013 10:31am UTC

I'm ashamed because I'm almost 15 and I still haven't watched mean girls.
I'm sorry.

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happiest*
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November 30, 2013 2:57pm UTC

teacher in 2012: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called romeo and juliet
teacher in 2142: okay guys today we're going to look at an old classic movie called mean girls

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Phishy
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November 27, 2013 9:58am UTC

Are you ready for this?
....Mean Girls came out 9 years ago....

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Hale_Storm18
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November 10, 2013 10:13pm UTC

You all have got to stop calling each other slúts and whóres.
It just makes it okay for guys to call you slùts and whòres.

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