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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 10, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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brush_your_teeth
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 5:57am UTC

Never give up on math.
It's the only subject that counts.

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iamaspermbank
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 4:02am UTC

today my teacher said “take out something to do when you’re done with your quiz”
and some kid turned around to the girl next to him after he finished and said
“can i take you out so i can do you?”
my teachers face waS SO RED I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA $HIT HIMSELF.

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josie*
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November 28, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Someone once told me that shooting stars are really just
angels throwing away their cigarettes
before God could catch them smoking

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 12:16pm UTC

One Direction:Baby you light up my world like nobdy else
Me:What about a lightbulb?

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coolishowweroll
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 12:11pm UTC

When you're trying to silently sneak food
and the packet sounds like the world is ending

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 10:40pm UTC

My teacher was like,"Can anyone give me an example of 'restless'." and I was like,"Craig."

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JodieexD
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September 8, 2013 6:03pm UTC

"Guys be quiet I'm calling my mum!"
... Person in the background:
"PASS THE WEED!"

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JodieexD
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Is it just me who has a mini panic attack
when a fly gets in my face?

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JodieexD
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 5:15pm UTC

20 years from now
"Mum how did you meet dad?"
"Well he liked my Facebook photo and that's when
I knew he was the one."

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Victorious13
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August 26, 2013 6:22am UTC

*School starts in 2 or 3 days*
Still sitting on the laptop, till the last minute running around for equipment.

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Bunnies458
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Me: *Walks in through door"
Mom: *Doesn't look up.*
Dad: "continues typing*
Rabbit: *Looking up at me hopefully.*
Me: Hi there little bunny, do you want to be picked up.
Rabbit:*Glances into food bowl looking for treat.*
Me: "Oh you want a treat. Okay here you go."
Me: "Isn't anyone else happy to see me home?"
House: *Silence*
Me: " I need a dog"

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green_girl_14
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 2:43am UTC

If we weren't supposed to have midnight snacks...
Why is there a light in the fridge?

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Bunnies458
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:08am UTC

Did you guys know that if you twist your tongue all the way around to the right and touch the tip of it on the right
side, you will feel your finger on the opposite side where it would've been if your tongue was the right way? Your brain can't tell why your tongue is tiwsted so it senses it where it noramally would've been.

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Bunnies458
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 1:58am UTC

Me: Hey, do you want to hear a joke?!
Poor soul that needs to listen to me: No, not really, not at all actually. Me:Okay, here it goes!
Poor soul: Oh dear....
Me: What do you call an alligator in a vest?!
Poor soul:
Me:
Poor Soul:
Me: AN INVESTIGATOR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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---*
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 3:59pm UTC

How to get a thigh gap:
1. Stand up
2. Spread your feet about 10-15 cm apart
3. There is now a gap inbetween your thighs

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littleDreamerdarestoDream
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:49am UTC

They laugh because they think I'm only kidding...
I laugh because I know I'm not :D

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Alexwise
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 8:36am UTC

999, emergency services. Which service do you require?
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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xele91097x
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 7:14pm UTC

that one shirt you wish you could wear every
day but unfortunately today's society is too
cleanly and judgmental to let you fulfill your dreams

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SillyJellyFish
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 11:04am UTC

Just Remember
No matter how stupid you are.
I'm still stupider ;]
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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