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TheCovertComic
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May 1, 2021 12:52pm UTC

I'm willing to lo, or behold, but not both.

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smarterthanyou
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August 15, 2014 2:54am UTC

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

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smarterthanyou
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August 15, 2014 2:53am UTC

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs

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Maisie*
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June 20, 2014 1:23pm UTC

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqKNjgQCEAANJ_O.jpg < Twitter Gives Me So Many Laughs

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Crazy girl*
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May 23, 2014 10:38am UTC

Attractive person: Hi
Me: Is this some kind of sick joke!

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happiest*
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January 25, 2014 2:43pm UTC

Just in case you guys didn’t know you are allowed to send me messages

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happiest*
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January 25, 2014 2:40pm UTC

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

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happiest*
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January 13, 2014 2:06pm UTC

me:this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me:here read it

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happiest*
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December 28, 2013 3:17pm UTC

“mommy, can I-“
“not unless u get 300 favs on a quote, honey”

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happiest*
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December 28, 2013 3:14pm UTC

My love of working out often conflicts with my love of not moving

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happiest*
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December 28, 2013 3:12pm UTC

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
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December 11, 2013 7:00am UTC

Wisdom and money can get you almost anything
but only wisdom can save your life.

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lonelyheartsclub_
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December 7, 2013 6:56pm UTC

words;
what 68ut45y68gy54yg69
uhv4n5y677vy7nb7y46y7

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Vinita*
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November 26, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Dad: I lost my beltMe: Its karma for all those times that you threatened to beat us with a beltDad: I just found it! Now what were you saying?

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NewBitchMileyCyrus
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October 29, 2013 8:09am UTC

We're dancing like we're dumb

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Steve*
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October 26, 2013 6:05pm UTC

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials.

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vanilla_shortcake
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October 11, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Format chickittylover
You can only fit so many words in a post card
only so many in a phone call only so many into space
before you forget that words are sometimes used for things other than filling emptiness

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dolph*
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October 7, 2013 12:33pm UTC

sing this in the lion king theme song tune:
baaaaaaa so when yaaaaaa i got an itch in my balls

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Ray_Ban_Diva
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September 28, 2013 3:16pm UTC

forgotten how to love ...

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Vinita*
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September 20, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Cells are like men, they're complicated

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