Laziness Quotes

Madi_Milkshakes*
posted a quote
November 17, 2014 7:52pm UTC

When everything else fails, take a nap!

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Madi_Milkshakes*
posted a quote
November 17, 2014 12:50am UTC

You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelling plans.

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cas
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 6:05am UTC

I really want to pee but I don't want to get up. Sh*t.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 5:48pm UTC

I hate when my mom asks me to
do something that requires me to
actually move.

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ImNotArObOt*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 1:35pm UTC

You don't know laziness until you rob a bank, and to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on the news, rather than count it yourself.

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Jade💕*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 2:13pm UTC

I put the pro in
procrastinate

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ItsRachaelxo
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October 27, 2013 1:35pm UTC

I really can't be bothered with school tomorrow...

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dinosaur_rawr
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 5:04am UTC

I'm meant to be going out and socializing today
In fact I'm meant to meet my friend in an hour,
but here I am still in my PJ's on witty
No prizes for guessing who's gonna be late.
but there will be a prize for whoever motivates me to et out of bed
anyone?
no
okay

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 11:22am UTC

Me: I should probably get off this couch...
Me: I will in a minute.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I should probably get off this couch.

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iambubbles
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 12:53am UTC

What's so wrong with being lazy?
Dogs live for 15 years
Cats do too
Rabbits live for 9 years
Turtles do absolutely NOTHING and live for 150 years!
Lazy= Long life

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chubbiexbubblez
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 1:47am UTC

Cant reach it,
dont need it.

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 1:09pm UTC

My laziness is exactly like the number 8. if it lays down it becomes infinite.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 1:35pm UTC

You know you're a lazy pile
when yo use cheats on Wii Fit.

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Laziness
Is the mother of all bad habits
And since she is a mother,
She should be
Respected
Made by lightdarkformats

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emilygm*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 8:42am UTC

Me: *wakes up*
Today is the day. I am going to get out of bed right now, shower, wash my hair, put on nice clothes, straighten my hair, smear on some makeup, and make myself look attractive. Today, I shall love myself and treat my body with respect, and…. and that sounds like a lot of work…
(5 seconds later)
...Forget this.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:09pm UTC

My laziness is exactly like
the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.
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format credit
rajsonkar follow

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KaitlinJ96
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Some days I'm like "Hey guys lets go do something! Im gonna clean my room first and then cook for the homeless and then build a tree house for orphans and then go out all night!"
But most days I'm like "Oh hello sexy bed, I'm gonna be all over you as soon as i get home from doing nothing in school."

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Country_Lover
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 5:51am UTC

That feeling when your sooo bored and want to do something, and you find something to do, and just go back on your computer thinking oh that takes energy and work!

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 4:29am UTC

The times,
when you watch action movies with tough females and you're like "I could work out and be a bada.ss like that." But you never actually do it.

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PrettyUnicorn101
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 7:00pm UTC

*drops remote on floor*
its...sooo...far.... away...

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