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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 3:08pm UTC
    Stuck in a limbo
    me and my sins go
    i played a vicious part
    I broke an unfair share of hearts

  2. bluetwistr bluetwistr
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    I love how in scary
    MOVIES the person
    yells out 'hello?'
    As if the KILLER is going
    to be like 'Yeah I'm in
    the KITCHEN, want a
    sandwhich?'

  3. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 7:49am UTC
    How to survive Jeff the killer:
    1. When you see him jump out of a window
    2. die!
    Thats how you survive Jeff the killer, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! XD

  4. lessonlearnt lessonlearnt
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Anxiety is love's greatest killer

  5. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    a murderer is a killer but a killer is not necessarily a murderer
    WHAT? Please exaplin this

  6. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 9:25am UTC
    You know what,
    i will always try my best to stand up for what's right!
    ive been through hell since I was a little 8 year old girl...
    so... I won't stand by and let people put others down!

  7. FragilexDreams FragilexDreams
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    There is always that one person that inspires my inner serial killer e.e

  8. rubycrollimuffins rubycrollimuffins
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 10:50am UTC
    GO TO SLEEP….
    Jeff the Killer x3

  9. Hamida* Hamida*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    Mom: It is movie night! What should we watch?
    Me: If it includes blood, killing, violent, and murder, idc o.o

  10. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    I love how in scary movies the person yells out
    "Is anyone there?"
    As if the killer is going to be like
    "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

  11. Niwayu Niwayu
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    I love how in scary movies the person yells out 'Hello?'
    as if the killer is going to be like 'Yeah, I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?'

  12. randompanda randompanda
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_the_Killer
    I
    Love
    So
    Much

  13. *Sacha* *Sacha*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Solitary Brother,
    If theres still a part of you that wants to live?
    Solitary Sister,
    If theres still a part of you that wants to give?
    Killer - Bastille <3 ft. F-U-G-Z.

  14. *Sacha* *Sacha*
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 10:00am UTC
    So you want to be free,
    To live your life,
    The way you wanna be...
    Killer - Bastille<3 ft. F.U.G.Z

  15. Bethxox Bethxox
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    Did you know??
    That if your texting while driving your 23% more likely to crash your car
    Is it worth it?

  16. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 5:55am UTC
    you know how
    in movies, the person is always alone
    and then the killer shows up out of
    nowhere and he's just standing there
    and then you see him and scream?
    well I was watching one of those shows,
    and I thought to myself, "this would be a
    perfect time for the killer to show up,"
    and then he did, and then I began screaming,
    until I remembered I already knew it was
    going to happen.

  17. priscillanicolejones priscillanicolejones
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    Depression is the worst kind of killer. It corners you at night.
    Or when you're alone and slowly eats away
    at any shred of happiness it can find,
    until there's nothing left, but pain and
    eventually, death.

  18. lilblondie101 lilblondie101
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    On the 15th of September 2012 my Grandma died of ovarian cancer that had spread to probably her stomach and lungs. The tumour that caused her death was 13x8x8 in her pelvis, almost as big as her.
    It dug in her stomach so she couldn't eat much, in her bowel so she had pains when she excreted. We didn't see the signs and she died 3 days after she was diagnosed. But this was at the end of about four years of the cancer without any of us knowing, so she didnt suffer much.
    But as I said, we didn't think any of her symptoms were ovarian cancer.
    Ovarian cancer is known as the 'silent killer' because all the cancer has spread before the symptoms start to show, meaning by then it's proabaly too late.
    My grandma didnt suffer for long, but other people may have to, so all i'm asking, is that if when you excrete poo it feels like labour pains, or you cant eat much or feel constapated, can't walk anywhere without getting breathless, just say to the doctor, 'what about ovarian cancer?'
    Even her doctor was shocked he didn't pick up on the signs,so you may have to.
    All i want is for more people to be aware of ovarian cancer.
    You never know it might be you it hits next.
    lilblondie101 -
    R.I.P grandma
    format jimmy365

  19. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 2:56am UTC
    "I don't like sleeping"
    "Why?"
    "Well, whenever I dream, its not normal."
    "How"
    "Well, my dreams consist of deaths, people dying"
    "You morbid freak!"
    "I've already seen you die, better watchout, my dreams usually come true. Ask my dead grandmother."
    ~The Dream Killer

  20. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    Me: -taking a shower-
    Killer: -sneakily comes into bathroom-
    Killer: -opens shower curtain-
    Me: OH MY GOD! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM, NOW!
    Killer: ..... Uh... You're not supposed to react this way...
    Me: NOT REACT THIS WAY?! YOU JUST WALKED IN ON ME SHOWERING! THAT IS A VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY! HAVE YOU NO REPSECT?!
    Killer: ...
    Me: Well obviously NOT! I mean, I'm standing here, taking a shower, and you walk in like "Oh, I'm just going to invade this girl's privacy. No big deal!"
    Me: Well, guess what, Mr. Privacy-Invader? It is a big deal!
    Killer: Uh...
    Me: And you wanna know what else? You are also so freaking RUDE! I'm in here trying to get clean and you have the nerve of making me all dirty again by making me bleed?!
    Me: How would you feel if I covered you in blood when you were trying to get clean? Huh?!
    Me: Maybe, instead of being so rude and perverted, you could kill me down a dark alley or when I'm not paying attention, like a normal person.
    Me: But, no. You have to kill me in the shower, don't you?
    Killer: ...
    Me: Plus, what's the point? I mean, you probably love to see blood, so why in a shower when that blood will just wash away? IT MAKES NO SENSE!
    Me: And did you ever think about how awkward it would be for my pa-
    Killer: You know what? This isn't worth it! Bye!
    Killer: -walks away-
    Me: HEY! I WASN'T FINISHED YET!

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