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Best Kidding Quotes Ever

  1. ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    "Witty Profiles is more fun with friends. Tell your friends about Witty."
    Haha Steve.
    Nice try.

  2. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    when my favourite celebrity takes their shirt off
    me: omg
    me: someone
    me: help me
    me: too beautiful...
    me: its killing me
    me: how dare he?? doesn't he know how fragile i am??
    me: i'm dying, people
    me: oh lord
    me: *dies from happiness*

  3. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Why I want kids:
    They're cute
    I'd be a great mom
    No period for like 9+
    months woo!!

  4. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    That awkward moment when America uses its freedom to try to censor freedom

  5. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    The Kids Pop version of Thrift Shop says "Walk up in the club like whaddup I got a cool mom!"
    I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    So far tonight I've agreed to a 3some with a 19 year old, anyone want to join?

  7. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    My level of sarcasm has gotten so high, I don't even know if i'm kidding anymore...

  8. funnyquotess funnyquotess
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    If you have a crush on someone
    STOP RIGHT NOW
    because they will ruin your life and
    make you cry forever.

  9. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 11:39am UTC
    I want to be cremated when I die.
    Me: *dies at 4:20*
    Doctor: Called it: 4:20 PM, blaze it

  10. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 3:24am UTC
    One time this boy liked me just kidding.

  11. Erica_213 Erica_213
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    Friend: wow. it's really bright in here.
    Me: yeah brighter than your future.
    Friend: i don't get it.
    -.-
    {only joking..}

  12. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 11:25am UTC
    Teenage Years
    Chapter 1
    ‘’Gate to Flight 224 is now in closure.’’
    The announcements she heard loudly quicken her pace as her legs forced themselves to run faster. She could feel the sweat slide down the side of her face as all her bags swung on her shoulders, hitting her stomach every time she dropped on one leg. Her converse were already ripped, making it harder to speed down next to the wall. She couldn’t miss this plane. Aunt Jessie behind her with her long high heels and her small purse, almost tripping at her every step.
    It was her fault after all for arriving in the airport late. First, she woke up late because she had forgotten to put the alarm earlier yesterday night. Second, she was still a business woman and had to look good everywhere she went which is why her hair was bouncing off her shoulders with her dark-red lips curled up, showing that she wasn’t satisfied with the running. She wasn’t helping with any of Fayonna’s large bags and to her knowledge, it didn’t bother either of them.
    They saw the gate and sprinted towards it, yelling at the lady to hold the door from closing. Just on time, a flight attendant wanting to come back in the airport jabbed her legs between the doors, leaving it stuck and back up from each other. Fay breathed a sigh of relief and slowly reduced her running to a light jog just to keep the lady happy. When they reached the door, they gave her passport and after the scan, Aunt Jessie’s were filled with tears.
    ‘’Please don’t cr—‘’ She was interrupted by being suddenly pulled into a warm embrace. She let Aunt Jessie cry against her shoulder and she patted her back, letting small chuckles fall out of her mouth. Besides Aunt Jessie, there was nothing left for her here in New York City. She had to leave and live away from her passed memories. Fay smiled awkwardly at the flight attendant waiting for her to cross the doors so it wouldn’t hit her foot again and again, ‘’You’re a strong girl.’’ Aunt Jessie whispered through the quiet sobs after letting Fay go, ‘’I hope to see you soon.’’
    ‘’I’ll miss you. I love you.’’ Fay smiled honestly, walking away and waving a last goodbye through the transparent glassed doors.
    20 likes for the next chapter ;) Don't worry, it's not always going to be this boring. This is only the beginning. Let me know if you like it.

  13. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    Years ago if you told me I'd be like this, I'd look at you and say "You're kidding right?"

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 9:27am UTC
    Sometimes I feel like going to the park wearing all black with sunglasses
    And watching the children play and when an adult comes up and asks 'Which one
    is yours?' I'll reply with 'I don't know yet.'

  15. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 12:28am UTC
    i don't understand people who make multiple
    quotes every day like wtf I haven't made a quote since like world war 2
    jk.i make quotes like every 2 seconds

  16. FreddyJ FreddyJ
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 11:04pm UTC
    Stupid Person: Yeah, I don't read. Like, at all.
    Me: You're kidding.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    if a boy calls you “hot” he’s looking at your body me.
    if he calls you “pretty” he’s looking at your face me.
    if he says “you’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me.

  18. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    I took my boyfriends' xbox
    for hostage. Now he has no reason not to spend every minute with me.

  19. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    "If I hear the name Justin again
    I will flipping drown a white girl in Starbucks
    along with her Uggs
    and her Perks Of Being A Wallflower quotes
    I'm not kidding--"

  20. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:18am UTC
    *gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

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