This is for your Tori10176,
What is the difference between trampolines and babies? ...I take my shoes off before jumping on trampolines.
What is the difference between a nice sports car and a pile of dead people? I don't have a nice sports car in my garage.
What is the difference between babies and my delicates? ...I put my delicates in a littke bag before putting them in the washing machine.
What is the difference between my pet cat and any child I have babysat for? ...My pet cat is still alive.
Ouhh, guys these are all jokes! I have no intent of killing, jumping on, or putting children through washing machines.