Josh Quotes

Alpaca Prophet *
posted a quote
March 21, 2015 1:07pm UTC

STOP!!
YOU'RE MAKING ME GAY!
I'M SERIOUS,
Josh and Tyler,
If i ever see you live,
I might actually die.

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
June 21, 2014 1:05am UTC

Drake: are you callin me a liar?
Josh: WELL I AINT CALLIN YOU A TRUTHER
^^childhood^^

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
April 9, 2014 8:22pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
AND THE AWARD FOR BEST TWIN IN THE WHOLE WIDE FREAKING WORLD
BECAUSE HE IS AMAZING AND PERFECT AND SWEET AND SPECIAL AND
LOVING AND CARING AND EVERYTHING ELSE GOES TO JOSHY! (JOSHCLOUD)

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Kin
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April 9, 2014 7:55pm UTC

AND THE AWARD FOR THE COOLIEST KITTY EVER/ MOST ADORABLE FIGHTER + BEST BUDDY AWARD GOES TOOOOOO JOSH AKA KITTY (JoshCloud) WOO HOO

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Fecondo75
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 11:45pm UTC

I guess I'm single then. Thanks for being a complete ahole to me. Thanks for caring about me. Thanks for falling in love with my best friend. Thanks for making me even more depressed then I already was. Thanks for showing that I don't mean anything to you. Thanks.

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Fecondo75
posted a quote
March 5, 2014 10:04pm UTC

Is it bad that my guy friend that likes me texts me more

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Fecondo75
posted a quote
March 4, 2014 5:36pm UTC

its funny how many of my close guy friends tell mee they like me. But this time I actually like one of them back and itd be nice to date him he's on my bus and he's really nice to mee. He lives so close to me and its really nice because we could hang out whenever we would want to. he really likes me and I think its so cute. He tells mee that I deserve the best and that he thinks I'm beautiful and he makes mee feel wanted. But my current boyfriend doesn't make mee feel that way. He's given up on our relationship and now Idk where to go and I've just been so lost lately with him. I don't know if I should just give up too and move on? This would be my first heart break and it'll be painful but I have more guys that want to be with me which makes mee feel better. I couldn't even.be in class at all yesterday because I was crying so much because Josh said that he thought we should take a break from each other. Of course we aren't at our break yet. We're going to see how this week goes. But this guy that I like makes me feel wanted and he constantly texts me from the minute I wake up until the time he goes to bed. Hes such a sweetheart and I need someone like him in my life. Idk what to do.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk”
Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Josh: - Runs over Oprah-
Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
Josh: No, because it's a little humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Drake & Josh Quotes:
Josh:
How about
painting on
the weekends!
"Football"
fake_a_smile

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soccer_41
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 9:59am UTC

Some people are just born lucky, I am not one of those people. --Drake and Josh

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soccer_41
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 10:18am UTC

Are you callin me a liar?!
Well i aint callin you a truther!!

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soccer_41
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Who remembers:
Please excuse Drake from doing his homework. He has twisted his liver and is unable to read, write and bathe.
Yours Truly,
The Doctor

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JoshDuuuddde*
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 1:49am UTC

trying to get 100 followers! follow please.. promise ill follow back. first follower will be my bestie:)

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 10:12pm UTC

Keep It
Classy
Ramsassy
format by fake_a_smile

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Happy
Marianas
Trench
Day!!!
Get your
Trencher
On!
:)
^-^

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 6:28pm UTC

could you like ask me out? please..pretty pretty please with a cherry on top?

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Drake: Which locker do you think is Megan's?
Josh: Gee, I don't know, maybe the one she's standing in front of putting books into!
Drake: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 6:24pm UTC

i'm fine.
i get it.
she's prettier.
skinnier.
nicer.
funnier.
less shy.
better.
trust me,
i wouldn't have chosen me either.

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josiewdog123
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 10:43pm UTC

Josh: This is the worst birthday ever!
Drake: Why, cause you ran over Oprah?
Josh: No, because it's a little humid-
Josh: YES, CAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!

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