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Hale_Storm18
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April 20, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Google: Why does my cat lick me?
John Green: Okay, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
John Green: Cat's believe that all other organisms are cats.
John Green: Once you realize that, a lot of cat behaviour begins to make sense.
John Green: So, why does your cat lick you?
John Green: Because it thinks it's grooming you.
John Green: So, when your cat licks you, he's thinking--"I love you, gigantic, hairless cat. And to show you, I will lick you."

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Hale_Storm18
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March 25, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Question: Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
John Green: No and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men.
John Green: Also, it's such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine, if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, Cheerios be like, "I'm the 48th ceareal you've tried eating! I don't feel special!"
John Green: Well then screw you, Cheerios. I can't go back into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch!

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MyBrokenHorizon
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February 11, 2013 8:28am UTC

"I don't know a perfect person. I only know flawed people who are still worth loving."
- John Green

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breezy_mac
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May 24, 2013 4:11am UTC

From the mountain to the valley
From the ocean to the alley
From the highway to the river
One emotion to deliver
One heart, one way, one love
To share but not to chain
That's freedom

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appleloop*
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December 26, 2013 8:31pm UTC

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.~Augustus Waters~John Green

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appleloop*
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December 30, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Maybe all the strings inside him broke.
~John Green
Format
Credit: LettingSecretsGo

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musicure
posted a quote
February 3, 2016 1:16pm UTC

You're my end and my beginning

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JazzySnow
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February 23, 2014 7:47pm UTC

"The marks humans leave are too often scars." �� John Green, The Fault In Our Stars

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cvnt*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a +///////////+ whole Saturday +///////////+ in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who {we think we are.} You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms; in the most CONVENIET DEFINITIONS. But what we found out is that each one of us is a
brain...
and an
athlete...
and a
basket case...
and a
princess...
and a
criminal...
»»»»Does THaT answeR YouR QuesTion?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 10:29am UTC

My thoughts are stars
I cannot
Fathom into constellations

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thebookkeeperswife
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February 26, 2013 3:33pm UTC

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world
but you do have some say in who hurts you
John Green

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Bec*

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July 1, 2013 5:47am UTC

Augustus began. As he read, I fell in love with the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.

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The_SpineBreaker*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 7:29pm UTC

You look sad. When you think he can't see you. Are you okay? And don't just say you are, because I know what that means, looking sad when you think no one can see you.

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The_SpineBreaker*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 6:40pm UTC

"I would rather die
than see them hurt you."

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 7:21am UTC

Some people have lives,Some people have music

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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May 12, 2014 9:17pm UTC

Can you name 13 people off the top of your head? 1-7boys, 8-13 girls;
1. John
2. Juan
3. Tyler
4. Lyric
5. Miguel
6. Nick
7. Kyler
8. Nikki
9. Gianna
1O. May May
11. Lexi
12. Cassandra
13. Dana
How did you meet 10?
When she fooled me and pretended to be someone >.> Dammit May. lol
Have you ever seen 4 cry?
Nu uh
Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
No. 2 is weird and 11 is dating a sicko
Are you good friends with 13?
Definitely.
Do you think 5 is cute?
Used to have an insaine crush on him
Something about 1...
Umf. I don't even have to explain how he makes me feel.
Whats 7s fav color?
Blue I assume.
What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
Well, he is my uncle, so that would scare me.
1 fact about 9?
Touch her, you die. By me and TaShauna
Would you ever live with 4?
Definitely. I would go live there if I had the chance at this moment.
Is 2 single?
I highly doubt it.
If you wanna see what your answers would be... Copy and Paste and find out your true feelings :)

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beatlelover101
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February 10, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted
John Lennon

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TheHalfbacksGirl
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April 1, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.
-John Lennon

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breezy_mac
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August 27, 2013 4:23am UTC

"If I could be anything but what I am, I would be tommorow.
If I could be what my father wants me to be, then maybe I could stay for that, too.
If I could be what you want me to be, I'd want to stay .
But I am what I am, and all I want is freedom"
- looking for alibrandi: melina marchetta

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Alaska Young*
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August 9, 2013 10:45pm UTC

thats the thing about pain it demands to be felt

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