Ilovefood Quotes

1mrsseguin9
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June 20, 2014 10:28pm UTC

Marry the person who makes you feel the same way you do when you see your food coming out at a restaurant

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helloitslexi
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February 9, 2014 1:52pm UTC

It's 2014. Why can't our laptops shoot out food yet?

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caramaria_x
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 5:00pm UTC

him: i want you back, i miss you
me: 3 words...8 letters...and im yours
him:..i got food?
me: you know me so well

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YOLO3903
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October 8, 2013 11:56am UTC

don't tell m4h boo but da 5th babay isn't his loLLLLLLL

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BreeeFayy*
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September 17, 2013 10:56pm UTC

So today I dropped my pOpcorn on the floor and my dad just kinda started laughing so hard and going on about how "This is such a dilema!" and its "a food lovers greatest fear" and making all these stupid jokes but during that time of him making fun of me i just ate all the food off of the floor and when he looked back at me he said, "Oh, so that wasn't actually a problem, was it?"

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 9:57pm UTC

I hate the word exercise.
It's such a dirty word ;
everytime I hear it I wash my
mouth out with
bacon dipped in chocolate.

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yourcool
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August 25, 2013 12:47am UTC

why spend 300 dollars on a pair of shoes
do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that type of money

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*Hooligan*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 6:12pm UTC

If you have
A good taste in music
A refrigerator full of food
and unprotected wifi...
there's a 99% chance I will want to become best friends with you

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*Hooligan*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 4:55pm UTC

If you have
A good taste in music
A refrigerator full of food
and unprotected wifi...
there's a 99% chance I will want to become best friends with you

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MaggieHaha
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August 16, 2013 7:51pm UTC

"There come moments in life when you just
want to laugh at yourself the whole day, but you can't because you're hungry and don't want to choke." -my quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 3:04am UTC

i am dead serious when i say this:
if you are looking for a way into my heart, the one thing that is 100% guaranteed is if you buy me fries, a burger and a soda from 5 guys restuarant

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hiimawkward247*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 2:05am UTC

Me listening to Miley Cyrus We can't stop.
Her: We can't stooooop
Me: * shoving food in my mouth* I can't stop

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HighTaco
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 5:58pm UTC

Give me food like
never Before♥

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 12:22pm UTC

Food is for eating, food is to be enjoyed.... i think food is actually verry beautifull
- Delia Smith

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永久*
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July 7, 2013 4:45am UTC

Hold your
mouse over
this quote
MyQuote//NotMyFormat// format by fake_a_smile

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PirateChic97
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 5:35pm UTC

What i've done so far this summer:
1. ate all the ice cream in my house
2. bought more ice cream
3. ate all that ice cream
4. bought more ice cream

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anbanana
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June 4, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Screaming share at your neighbours because they're having a barbecue and you're hungry

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HometownHero
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:11pm UTC

Everything about me is below average except my weight.

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 6:30pm UTC

i went to subway today to get my favorite sandwich. the guy infront of me ordered a different sub.
i was pi.ssed because he didnt get the same thing as me,
even though it didnt effect me in anyway shape or form.
this is what people sound like when they say that gay marrage effects them.

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itspaytonbiitch
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 1:49pm UTC

when Mcdonalds makes my day 10x better.
#fatgirlprobzzz

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