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  1. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 10:48pm UTC
    So...
    this is what I saw when I logged onto witty.

  2. Pitaya* Pitaya*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES
    On the last day of every month, close the blinds or curtains before you sleep. If in the middle of the night, you hear a tapping noise at your window, don't open your eyes.
    If you're one of the unlucky ones, you'll hear that pebble sound at your window. It's not a friend, just keep your eyes shut. The sound will get louder, the tapping will get faster and faster. Don't let your curiousity get the better of you; don't move. It'll lose its patience, it'll start thumping the window. Your window will shake and shudder and the noises will only get louder. It will furiously pound the window and shake the panes; don't worry, the window won't break for goodness' sake, DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES. No matter how scared you are, no matter how badly you want to scream, pretend like you don't hear, pretend you're still asleep.
    After a while, the noises will stop. Don't fall for it, keep your eyes shut. Try to sleep if you can. Don't get up, don't open your eyes, until the sun comes up.
    Those who do open their eyes... well, no one really knows what happens.

  3. drain_the_music_dry drain_the_music_dry
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    i am a human being, am i not?
    so why the hell are things like this? are you really that self centered that you can't even respect me? not as a friend or an aquantince or even just someone you see walking in the hallway, none of those; but you cant even respect me as a human being? i don't care if i'm older or younger or smarter or dumber or prettier or uglier than you, when did i stop deserving respect? when i didn't please you? when i stood up for myself? when i told you enough is enough? for fcks sake! i'll i'm asking for is the slightest acknowledgement that i exsist, that i'm not worthless, the respect a human being deserves...and you pretend i'm something for you to walk all over. no more, i'm done with your bullsht, i'm tired of feeling like sht...

  4. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    Roses are red.
    Violets are red.
    Tulips are red.
    Bushes are red.
    Trees are red.
    Holy crap, my garden's on fire.
    Format: twilightgirl995
    Quote: HeidioPHD

  5. NothingSpecial19 NothingSpecial19
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    I TOLD MY MOM ABOUT MY BELLBUTTON! IM STILL ALIVVVVEEEE <3 she wasnt mad. Infact she LAUGHED!! i get to okeep it! She says i have flat tummyand should be proud. whatever but i started crying when i toldher. she says she still loves me <3

  6. SarahUrsini SarahUrsini
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    Sweet Jesus
    This format.

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