Pitaya*

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Stay the Night

Hi loves. I'm Kirsty, and I'm an Italian girl living in Ireland. I don't come on witty very often, have a nice day. xx

Pitaya*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC

DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES
On the last day of every month, close the blinds or curtains before you sleep. If in the middle of the night, you hear a tapping noise at your window, don't open your eyes.
If you're one of the unlucky ones, you'll hear that pebble sound at your window. It's not a friend, just keep your eyes shut. The sound will get louder, the tapping will get faster and faster. Don't let your curiousity get the better of you; don't move. It'll lose its patience, it'll start thumping the window. Your window will shake and shudder and the noises will only get louder. It will furiously pound the window and shake the panes; don't worry, the window won't break for goodness' sake, DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES. No matter how scared you are, no matter how badly you want to scream, pretend like you don't hear, pretend you're still asleep.
After a while, the noises will stop. Don't fall for it, keep your eyes shut. Try to sleep if you can. Don't get up, don't open your eyes, until the sun comes up.
Those who do open their eyes... well, no one really knows what happens.

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Dashing through the snow,
get the f/ck out of my way,
you're so f/cking slow,
how much do you weigh? (ha ha ha)
You can't f/cking sing,
I'll start a f/cking fight,
Get out my f/cking weigh you h0e,
I'm driving here to night.
Jingle bells, Go to hell.
Get the f/ck out of my way,
Oh what fun it is to ride,
over bodies everyday, hey!
Jingle bells, Go to hell.
B/tch what did I say?
Run that a$$ cause you can't hide,
from my motherf/cking sleigh!
Merry Christmas everyone!

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 2:09pm UTC

Me: [accidently cares more about bands than education]

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 6:40pm UTC

I hate the
way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots,
and the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick;
it even makes me rhyme. I hate it,
I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh.
I hate it when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around.
and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way,
I don't even hate you
Not even close
not even a little
bit, not even
at all
waihgrghtkhgtkjhjtkhjt urhighuigh

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 6:37pm UTC

i've become a master
at breaking my own
heart
with simple thoughts,
dreams, and hopes
they are impossible to
achieve
things that i will never
accomplish, places
i will never go, and
people i will never be
able to love
because my mind holds
me back so very much
it makes me sad,
and frustrated
s.m. (2:09am)

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 6:31pm UTC

he woke up from dreaming and put on his shoes
started making his way past two in the morning
he hasn't be sober for days
leaning now into the breeze,
remembering sunday, he falls to his knees
they had breakfast together
but two eggs don't last like the feeling of
what he needs
now this place seems familiar to him
she pulled on his hand, with a devillish grin
she led him upstairs,
left him dying to get in
forgive me i've trying to find
my calling, i'm calling at night
i don't mean to be a bother
but have you seen this girl?
she's been running through my dreams
and it's driving me crazy, it seems
i'm gonna ask her to marry me
even though she doesn't believe in love
he's determined to call her bluff
who could deny, these butterflies?
they're feeling his gut
waking the neighbours, unfamiliar faces
he pleads though he tries
but he's only denied
now he's dying to get inside
forgive me i'm trying to find
my calling, i'm calling at night
i don't mean to be a bother
but have you seen this girl?
she's been running through my dreams
and it's driving me crazy, it seems
i'm gonna ask her to marry me
the neighbours said she moved away
funny how it rained all day
i didn't think much of it then,
it started to all make sense
i can see now,
that all of these clouds
are following me
in my desperate endeavor
to find my whoever
she may be
i'm not coming back
i've done something so terrible
i'm terrified to speak
but you'd expect that from me
i'm mixed up
i'll be blunt
now the rain is just
washing you out of my hair
and out of my mind
keeping an eye on the world
so many thousands of feet off the ground
i'm over you now
i'm at home in the clouds
towering over your head

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 4:41pm UTC

YOU'RE MY SERENDIPITY
I WASN'T LOOKING FOR YOU
I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU
but i'm very lucky i met you

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 12:26pm UTC

what a shame.
we gew up never believing
that we were beautiful
because no one ever told us
that we were
we made friends that liked to complain
about their stomachs, noses and thighs
and we joined in..
because that's what you do
isn't it?
and so we never told ourselves, either
IN 8th grade a boy we barely knew
called us fat
we will never know if he was joking
or why
we were bullied
about our, long, messy hair
so we chopped it all off
and we became invisble.
it was years before we resurfaced
before we learned to do things
just for the sake of ourselves
someone tells us we are beautiful
and now we don't believe them
but we have new friends
and they tell us too
and then we hear it from a stranger
mom apologises for not telling us enough
for when we were younger
and slowly, we start to believe it
and now we know.
we know that
despite everything we've been told
being beautiful
has nothing to do with our worth
but how unfourtunate we think,
that we couldn't know
that we were beautiful
until someone else told us we were
We were never even told it was an option.

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 1:11pm UTC

Bucket List
-Get through today
-Get through tomorrow
-Get through the week
-Get through the month
-Get through next month
-Get through the year
-Get through next year
-Work hard, have fun, & keep on getting
through until the day I don't
-Oh, and also some pizza

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 2:39pm UTC

so when are romeo and juliet getting back together

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 2:36pm UTC

I write sins not five page research papers
#eitherwayitsstillatradgedy

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 2:33pm UTC

it does not matter how slow you walk as long as you're not in front of me

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 4:01pm UTC

I'VE GOT THOUGHTS MORE TANGLED THAN MY HEADPHONES

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 3:58pm UTC

and I don't want the world to see me, because I don't think they'd understand

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Cause and effect
the best often die by their own blood
just to get away,
and those left behind
can never quite understand
why anybody
would ever want to
get away
from
them
Charles Bukowski

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:34pm UTC

I don't really like the 'new Miley' but this is why she still is a good person:
Paparazzi: Miley, what do you think about Demi Lovato's obesity?
Miley: Do you really have nothing better to do than act your insecurities out on others?
Paparazzi: But she did gain weight.
Miley: And? She looks gorgeous. She just recovered from an eating disorder, leave her alone.
Paparazzi: What about your weight? You've got comments too.
Miley: I don't care if you want to call me names. But doing so hurts my fans, and if you hurt my fans, I'll hurt you.
Miley cares about her fans and has stood up for Demi.

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 11:11am UTC

If you live in the US and have ever sent a message telling the recipent,
to kill themselves, you've committed the felony of encouraging suicide and, depending on the state's laws (meaning, what class of felony it is), you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragment.
and if they actually do it, you are legally responsible and, in some states, you can also be charged with manslaughter
do people not realize this or

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 10:48am UTC

Bringing back ''noob'' as my insult of choice

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:22am UTC

The first person to give birth must have been like
''HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT''

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Pitaya*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:13am UTC

''Hi I'm Joseph Kony and you are watching Disney Channel''

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