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basorexia*
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February 7, 2016 10:16pm UTC

Why not just say goodbye to the bad things?

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nicole🌹*
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April 29, 2014 8:48pm UTC

My favorite game is called "how many episodes can I watch in one night"

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 3, 2014 11:43am UTC

Dear Ted Moseby,
Does it really take 9 f/cking seasons to tell your kids how you met their mother?

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Breannnnnanichole
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December 31, 2013 12:42pm UTC

YOU CAN'T CLING TO THE PAST. BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD ON, ||||||||||||
it's already gone.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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December 19, 2013 9:41am UTC

Person : Hey can you-
Me : No can do's ville baby doll

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
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November 21, 2013 9:30pm UTC

" The one person I wanted to talk to the most barely even looks me in the eye anymore. "
-Robin from How I Met Your Mother- That sexy show.

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xoEmmaLovesYouox
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October 19, 2013 4:34pm UTC

The Cheerleader Affect:
The phenomenon of a group of women who appear to be hot, but only as a group.

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arcticweekend
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September 7, 2013 2:16pm UTC

She doesn't say 'I love you' like any normal person.
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile and say..
'you're an idiot.'
If she tells you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man.

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Sock_Monster
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August 18, 2013 6:06am UTC

When im sad, I simply stop being sad, and start being awesome
True story.

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CharliesTheName
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July 20, 2013 7:47pm UTC

How I Met Your Mother
Marshall: *slaps Barney*
Barney: Ah! Your hand is monstrous!
Marshall: What did you expect? You've seen my penïs.

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CharliesTheName
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July 9, 2013 6:36pm UTC

HIMYM
Barney: How are you gonna feel when one day Ted sees you without any makeup?
Robin: I'm not wearing makeup.....
Barney: Holy crap you're beautiful.

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itskattysantos
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May 16, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Its going to be Legen... wait for it ... DARY!

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Hale_Storm18
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May 10, 2013 11:29pm UTC

Life lessons learned form How I Met Your Mother
-Nothing good ever happens after 2 AM
-Don't chase after what doesn't work. Let the universe take over.
-Things happen for a reason.
-Don't ever give up crazy times with your friends
-Miracles happen
-Things you may not have liked before may not be that bad later on
-Perfect isn't always perfect
-Some people have expiration dates
-Wait for it
-Don't postpone joy
-The important moments shouldn't be wasted, because you can't get them back
-Be clear about the things you say
-The most important people in your life are the ones you can picture sitting on a porch with
-The talk is one of the worst things ever, but it is important
-You're not looking for someone who accepts your quirks. You're looking for someone who loves them, cherishes them, and loves you more as a person because of them.
-Some people are worth a lot of work to keep around
-Get out of the house, go for a walk, get a bagel

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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April 18, 2013 3:20am UTC

DONT BE A HERO SCHERBATSKI!

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bapalapshamaladingdong_who
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April 16, 2013 4:33am UTC

the beaver song from How i met your Mother-
hey beaver c'mon!
when your feeling low,
just pick up the phone
and ill be there for you
with an ice cream cone
we lick it side by side
hey beaver c' mon
two beavers are better than one
and twice the fun
ask anyone!
the second beaver is second to none...
hey beaver c' mon!!
-robin and jessica glitter

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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April 9, 2013 6:43am UTC

HAAAAAAVE YOU MET TED?!

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olives
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March 9, 2013 8:29pm UTC

Whenever I'm sad, I stop
being sad and be Awesome
instead!, true story
-Barney Stinson

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CarryOnNow
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February 9, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Barney is 4 years
older than Ted and Marshall
le me *shocked*

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