Haircut Quotes

jahn79*
posted a quote
November 9, 2015 7:41am UTC

She made me grow my hair long.
Now I have a gotte and a stash.
Now I have a ponytail,
I wear a black hat for her..
She says I am iconic.
Last night she told me
She needed a day without me

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wittyusername
posted a quote
July 14, 2014 6:51am UTC

At first I hated my haircut, but now it's growing on me

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 4:13pm UTC

The bad haircuts are supposed
to happen when you're young,
not a teenager...
😫

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anonymousecretsxxx
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 4:05pm UTC

anonymousecrets#334722372
i just got my first haircut in 21 months and i hate it. help.

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LaLaNicole*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 6:28pm UTC

A Convo with my roommate & my 6 year old nephew
Me:So yea imma be 18 in November
RM:Girl we gone turn the f up
Nephew:why don't you just say f/ck my dad does
Me:don't say that it's bad
Nephew:Like that haircut?
Thanks I Feel A lot Better about myself

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Getting my hair cut tomorrow.... how do you guys feel about layers? Are they good?

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payitforward
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 11:29am UTC

Some of the worst mistakes in my life have been haircuts
~Jim Morrison~

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 3:14pm UTC

*Get hair cut*
*Like it for a week*
*Miss old hair*
*Let it grow out*
*Get tired of long hair*
*Repeat*

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 6:53pm UTC

When I was little and got a haircut,
my top priority was to update my Mii character

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 4:51pm UTC

I just got contacts. And a haircut. And some makeup. I look like a completely different person as a result of just a few hours. It makes me think.. Could I have always looked like this. But then I stop. I don't want to have always looked like this. This is me now, but old me is who made me who I am today. I am just a painting now. It's so different.

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coneheadjam
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 1:13am UTC

Dad: Get a haircut, son.
You're actually beginning to depress other people now.

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Bec*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Looking at old pictures: Why
Looking at old haircut: Why
Looking at old clothes: Why
Looking at old crush: Why

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 2:22pm UTC

Me At The Hairdresser:
Me: *Staring at myself in the mirror*
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ..
Me: Damn, I'm ugly.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 2:16pm UTC

Me After Every Haircut: Omg ew no.

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 9:31am UTC

--night--
Me: *Gets hair cut super short*
Me: *Showers*
Me: *Goes to bed with hair partially wet*
--Morning--
Me: *Wakes up and looks in mirror*
Me:
World:
Mirror:
Brothers:
Hair: *Decides to look like Frankenstien Junior just struck by lightning crossed with a child learning about static electricity*

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SomeRandomDude
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 12:07am UTC

got a haircut :p lol u can actually see my forhead and eyebrows now...thats going to take some time getting used to :p

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 3:27pm UTC

Mom: Courtney! Wake up! Your hair cut appointment is in an hour.
Me: Why did you have to schedule it so earlyyyyy?
Mom: The appointment is at 2pm...
Me: EXACTLY.

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winds0ng*
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 5:46am UTC

okay so today my crush got a
haircut, and i'm like
seriously? he doesn't look cute at all anymore.

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KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 11:20pm UTC

"Did you get a haircut?" " No, I just dyed the tips of my hair invisible."

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