Best Gun Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
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April 16, 2013 3:24pm UTC

On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
Only the local media covered it. The city gave her a medal.
Just thought you'd like to know.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 16, 2013 3:01pm UTC

What is more deadly, a gun or a thought?
A gun gives you the opportunity, but a thought pulls the trigger.

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BravoSierra
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May 9, 2013 12:44pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You can tell a woman's mood by her hands.
For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably mad.

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happiest*
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September 26, 2013 2:20pm UTC

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

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Yourbeautiful*
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June 15, 2013 1:15am UTC

What is more deadly
a gun or a thought?
A gun gives you the opportunity
but a thought pulls the trigger.

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*blushes*
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January 12, 2014 10:21am UTC

Will Ferrel Parody
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I respect the person who let girls
into the army. Girl on period + gun
= unstoppable.

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Alexwise
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February 23, 2013 6:29pm UTC

*Sound of someone breaking in* *reach for gun* *realise I'm British and don't own a gun* *reach for commemorative Jubilee teapot instead*

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arianne
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July 12, 2013 8:41pm UTC

How can you smile with your lips wrapped around a loaded gun

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SoftballMyLife22
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March 16, 2013 10:00pm UTC

You said you'd take a bullet for me... And now you're the one holding the gun..

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*Death*
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April 30, 2013 6:56pm UTC

My love for you
was bulletproof
but you're the one
who shot me.

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capsized*
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November 13, 2013 10:15am UTC

THEY TOLD ME TO FIGHT THE MONSTERS
S O, I L O A D E D T H E G U N & P U L L E D T H E T R I G G E R.

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GLoveForever
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April 3, 2013 7:00pm UTC

I'm done. It's gone too far this time. I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't get anymore broken than I already am. I'm so ready to take that gun to my head.

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Carla Crahan.*
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April 14, 2014 3:32pm UTC

So put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my fücking brains!

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MyBrokenHorizon
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February 16, 2013 8:33am UTC

If loves a fight, than I shall die,
with my heart on a trigger.

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*Freedom*
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July 28, 2013 2:07pm UTC

Zimmerman Non-Guilty
All the words that came out of his mouth were fake.
They convicted him as Non-Guilty. Explain to me how
murdering a young boy is not guilty. He murdered a
boy half his f*cking size who did not have a gun on him.
He shot the boy from a distance since there wasn't any
blood on him neither on the gun so, his say was fake.
Treyvon did not bash his head on the ground because
trust me, bashing your head on the ground would cause you
more injuries than f*cking two lines of scratches.
Zimmerman wasn't even doing his job correctly. Like,
how can you convict him as Non-Guilty.
I have lost faith in humanity

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crazyshaelie
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May 31, 2013 6:07pm UTC

Mom: You're so lazy, do you see these dishes
Mom: Look at all these clothes on your floor
Mom: The sweeper needs run too
Mom: Oh and feed the dogs
Mom: and do the laundry
Mom: and clean the entire house
Mom: If you need me I'll be playing Candy Crush for 4 hours
Me: and the gun is going in my mouth

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