Glue Quotes

SuperNovaChic
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June 12, 2014 2:36pm UTC

Mom: I have glue on my hand. Now everything will get stuck.
Me: Don't stereotype glue, rac!st sister.

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Failure*
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March 6, 2014 11:56pm UTC

" You're never alone"
because your shadow is glued to your feet.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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January 19, 2014 10:57am UTC

Hit The Road Jack by Ray Charles from the album Greatest Hits Volume One released in 1961

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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January 19, 2014 10:53am UTC

Hymn by Barclay James Harvest from the album Gone To Earth released in 1977
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I'm a Niall Girl*
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January 19, 2014 10:51am UTC

In The Dark Places by PJ Harvey from the album Let England Shake released in 2011
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I'm a Niall Girl*
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January 19, 2014 10:49am UTC

East Bay Night by Rancid from the album Let The Dominoes Fall released in 2009
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format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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January 19, 2014 10:47am UTC

Waitin' On A Woman by Brad Paisley from the album Time Well Wasted rel

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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January 19, 2014 10:44am UTC

Self Machine by I Blame Coco from the album The Constant released in 2010!!!

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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January 19, 2014 10:42am UTC

Glamorous Glue by Morrissey from the album Your Arsenal released in 1992!!!

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happiest*
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December 8, 2013 1:51pm UTC

if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue and then sprinkle salt onto the glue
HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS

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Zonnique Jailee Pullins*
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November 5, 2013 2:41pm UTC

I just got eyelash glue in my eye.... Owwww

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juju1
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October 17, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Rule of Life 5
You can never have too much glue
nmf/mq (juju1)

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MeaganWynd
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October 8, 2013 2:02am UTC

Someone fix me /.\

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royalclaymaker
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August 24, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Whenever I use a gluestick, I have to cover every square inch of the paper in glue. It just works that way, don't make me explain.

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WiFi
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August 1, 2013 2:47pm UTC

So one day we ran out of toothpase and my sister was freaking out because she has morning breath and I told her that glue was a great alternative for toothpaste AND SHE BRUSHED HER TEETH WITH GLUE.

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Betsaaaaaaay
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July 8, 2013 8:49pm UTC

imaginary conversation with everyone i don't like.
me: -hands person glue stick-
them: what is this for?
me: your mouth. its lip balm.

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daisybug2000
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July 5, 2013 11:04pm UTC

Ana, Mia and I
Bestfriends stuck like glue.
Ana's said she'll show me all the tricks
I just merely have to skip my
Lunch, dinner and breakfast
Mia said she'd me the ropes to just as far as skinny goes
Ana, Mia and I
Still stuck like glue
Skinnier I was
Their tricks were true
One secret I never did find
Was that they were killing me alive
One day I looked in the mirror to see
How awful this disorder had made me
My bones, too well defined
Showed that Ana and Mia had something to hide
But for me it was to late
If you ever meet Mia or Ana don't ever open the gate

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happiest*
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June 29, 2013 2:46pm UTC

My Mom: C'mon! We're gonna be late for your
orthodontist appointment!
Me: We're paying this man $6,000 dollars to glue
metal to my teeth.
WE CAN BE AS LATE
AS WE WANT.

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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June 21, 2013 7:08am UTC

Spreading PVA glue on yout palm and letting it dry just to peel it off! :D

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daisybug2000
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June 19, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Were gonna glue
All these lies together
Hoping it will build a promise.

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