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Best Gifts Quotes This Week

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    i hope you wake up on christmas morning happy and i hope you are warm and i hope you had good dreams. i hope you get nice gifts and i hope you have hot chocolate. i hope snowflakes stick to your eyelashes and i hope you make the most beautiful snow angel. i hope that even though i will not be curled up with you on christmas morning that you are comfy and cozy and i hope you have a wonderful christmas

  2. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 9:36am UTC
    I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

  3. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    If you ever feel like your relatives give you weird presents just know that for my sixteenth birthday my grandma got me a card that said "sixty can be sexy" and for my seventeenth birthday she got me a box of brownie mix and two rolls of Scotch tape.

  4. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    Me: Mom, I know what I want for Christmas this year!
    Mom: What do you want?
    Me: Colorful duct tape.
    Mom: What? That's all?
    Me: Yeah, I ordered 4,805 boxes of them on your credit card. It totaled to 1,200.58$. I hope that's okay with you.
    Mom: *sobs violently*
    Me: What's wrong? Did you want a box, too? Don't worry, I'll go order a few hundred more.

  5. Goodyloc Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 6:00am UTC
    The best gifts come from the heart, not the store.

  6. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 5:53pm UTC
    "YOU were created to make somebody else's life better.
    Somebody needs your smile.
    They need your love,
    your encouragement and your gifts."

  7. samtheballer12 samtheballer12
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    I hate how hard it is to shop for a guy.

  8. Cassandra13 Cassandra13
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 9:18pm UTC
       ~Getting Chrismas Gifts~
    Other people: What the fu/k is this sh*t!? I said I wanted an Ipod not an Iphone! Merry Fu/king Christmas mom!*walks away dropping the gift*
    Me: Oh my god are thoes socks?! Look! they even have reindeers on them *wears them for the rest of the night*

  9. JayceeSky JayceeSky
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    The days we are given are gifts from above
    So today we remember to live & to love.

  10. londonlove londonlove
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    Other girls on Valentines Day: at the movies,opening gifts,and cuddling with their boyfriends
    Me on Valentines Day:my cats around me with the box of chocolates I had to buy myself

  11. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2015 7:18pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
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    So Basically,
    If my family, friends, or boyfriend ask me what I want as a gift,
    I will simply tell them to go find me on Wanelo,
    Click on the section that says "Things I want as gifts",
    and ta da. Literally an online 'store' full of Ave.
    And you won't have to ask if I like it, because if it's in there I obviously do.

  12. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 2:14am UTC
    when someone gets you
    perfume for a gift and in
    your head you're just like
    "are you trying to say I smell bad?"

  13. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2015 1:16pm UTC
    Christmas gifts are fun for kids.
    If you try to buy a present for an adult, if it's something they want, they'll already have it, which means you're left with buying them something they don't want. If you give them money, and they give you a present (even if it's something you don't want), your gift is deemed worse because money takes less thought. If you both give each other money, but you don't give the same amount, it's also a problem. If you agree to give each other money and you agree on a specific amount to avoid problems, you might as well just keep your money and pretend you swapped it.
    Let's not and say we did.
    quote and format by Raxin

  14. pez_candy44 pez_candy44
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 6:57pm UTC
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    Me: What do you want for Valentine's day?
    Him: You.
    Me: But you already have me?
    Him: Great, thanks for the gift. <3
    he's so adorable. :)
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  15. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    You say you want to be beautiful
    You say you're ugly
    but the thing is
    You only see the flaws
    You only see the reflection
    You don't see what I see
    the beauty
    the gifts
    the talents
    You only see the what they want you to see
    Not what you are
    Not what you've become
    The Beautiful
    Crazy
    Wonderful
    Unique
    Person that is right behind the frown
    The one that should be smiling
    Because they're Amazing

  16. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 12:38am UTC
    One of my biggest flaw is fighting for the underdog. No matter who or what it is, I fight for the underdog. It's a flaw and a gift.

  17. Austinn Austinn
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    If each day was a gift,
    I would like to know
    where I can return
    Mondays

  18. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 7:40pm UTC
    Real friends are the ones who don't
    give you Bath and Body Works gifts.

  19. CandyCool CandyCool
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    First time getting flowers and chocolate for Valentines day! ^_^

  20. Boodah1435 Boodah1435
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    soo today is Valentine's Day...
    i was soo excited because i just wanted to
    spend it with the guy i love<3
    and i don't mean to brag but guess what i got?
    1 dozen beautiful roses =)
    i can't believe at age 14 i could get
    a dozen roses from an amazing guy like him.
    soo John, thank you, and i love you<3
    happy valentine's day my love

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