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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:50pm UTC

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:49pm UTC

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:46pm UTC

someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:43pm UTC

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:40pm UTC

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:39pm UTC

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella specia

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:38pm UTC

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

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*silvergirl*
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February 7, 2014 7:48pm UTC

Today I was walking in the hallway and started crying because I randomly thought "I could kill every single one of you if I wanted" if that doesn't say something about me then idk man

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MeowMeow1441
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December 16, 2013 11:27pm UTC

You know when you walk into the room and forget why you went there
God is playing sims
He just canceled an action.

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Cammie
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November 5, 2013 4:55pm UTC

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your as/s” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

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Kelseykitty*
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September 9, 2013 11:17am UTC

Its funny until someone gets hurt...
Then its hilarious

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countrychic98
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August 29, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Dont be a r@sist! Be more Mario; an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.

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courtneylol_*
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July 7, 2013 10:30pm UTC

*opens ITunes*
*untangles headphones*
*ITunes opens*

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i_eat_rainbows
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July 6, 2013 12:22am UTC

Someday your prince charming will come.
Mine just took a wrong turn,
got lost,
and is too stubborn to ask for
directions.

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lifewillbelife
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May 31, 2013 4:12am UTC

was listening to i hate everything about you by 3 days grace
the chourus is
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
(why do i love you?)
them im like this song describes me and cake
its so fattening yet so tasty

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Melrose*
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April 27, 2013 8:57pm UTC

if youve never jammed out to
we are never getting back together by taylor swift.
then im calling you a liar.

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marie1616
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April 21, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Well, the fridge broke
so I had to eat everything.

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pinapplesealover3
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March 19, 2013 6:21pm UTC

if you don't have a profile picture on facebook,
i automatically assume you're a pedophile.

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Tiffany_xD
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 9:51pm UTC

Writing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make.
Your. Point. Any. Stronger.
It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your.
Computer. Has. Asthma.
Just Saying.

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Spencer Grace✨*
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February 10, 2013 12:13pm UTC

I'm so excited for Valentines day.
All the chocolate is going to be on sale omg.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
tumblr

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