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  1. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 2:59pm UTC
    Student carrying backpacks after 9pm:
    8% going to library
    92% transporting illegal substances

  2. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2014 6:09am UTC
    i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there's a huge
    difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about
    school that you break down and cry

  3. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 8:36pm UTC
    Finals Week:
    Thick headbands are for hiding dirty hair
    Summer:
    Updos are for hiding peeling scalp pieces

  4. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 8:07pm UTC
    I dont even know how to skinny dip
    I only know how to chunky dunk and fatty flop

  5. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Every mother gave birth to a child,
    except my mom,
    She gave birth to a legend.

  6. canyounot canyounot
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 12:37am UTC
    "Omg, I love gay people."
    Not all gay people are nice. Sure, their sexuality is different, but that
    doesn't stop them from being as sh/t of a human as a straight people.
    Equality is not about making a certain type of person
    out to be superior.

  7. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    I've just been really busy lately, I'm not gonna stop doing what I want to do so I could have a conversation with you that I'd rather not have with you. Sorry not sorry

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    men had no problem violating women's bodies while
    they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it?

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