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riotgrrrl
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May 19, 2015 10:29pm UTC

My life be like:
Procrastinating on English projects,
stressing about gym class grades,
& getting self-esteem boosts from history teachers

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Goose
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January 2, 2015 11:13am UTC

Using the phrase "jump scare" in your English paper....

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Nikki Sixx*
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August 15, 2014 11:56am UTC

So we were watching a movie in English today and the movie started playing We Will Rock You and I am so disappointed that NO ONE in my class started doing the clapping.

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dunner*
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March 25, 2014 3:20am UTC

You know your class is all types of messed up when your teacher has to ask your whole class to act normal.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 17, 2014 4:01pm UTC

nolan: *talking about harrison bergeron* if they didn't like living there they could've just left
english teacher: do you think that a society that doesn't let it's people have free thought would let them leave?
nolan: well people aren't allowed to leave cuba but people still leave cuba

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CharliesTheName
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January 7, 2014 7:15pm UTC

English class today
Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson.
Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ?
Teacher: Anybody? Fine.
Teacher: Charlie.
Me:
Me:
Me: I don't run at all.
Teacher: Go sit in the corner.

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QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds
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December 7, 2013 10:24pm UTC

My AP English Composition class:
*After lunch and practically the entire english department is there*
my english teacher from freshman year: "I can't come to your movie night b/c it's taco tuesday at my mom's house."
kid who was in my freshman english class: "I don't like tacos but your mom is really nice so i guess that's a valid excuse"
another english teacher: " well that's not creepy at all!"
kid: "i swear i'm not a stalker her mom use to go to my church!"
Ladies and gentlemen wlecome to Northbridge High

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Hale_Storm18
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November 26, 2013 9:11pm UTC

In English class today we had to make propaganda posters and me and my friend made one on how tooth gaps are popular in fashion and our slogan was "Don't look like crap, keep the tooth gap" and you could just see him reevaluating his decision to become a teacher.

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Apologetic*
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October 26, 2013 1:12pm UTC

So, the other day before the tardy bell rang for last period, my teacher was talking to my friend and I.
she said something and we laughed, then it went silent. This girl in my class was outside the door and was like..
"You must be a pokemon because I want to throw my balls at you!"
I cried laughing..

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MrsPSanders
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September 27, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Doing an (impossible) English assignment with friends:
Us: *laughing the whole time*
Me: What is life?
Sam: Uhh...
Me: No, like what part of speech. It's a noun, right?
Everyone: *laughs*

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The_Krusty_Krab
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August 20, 2013 7:32am UTC

kclSomeone walking into my classroom by accident...
Them: Hey is this English Class?
Me: No this... is... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
I need to stop watching movies...
v ♦ v
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Hale_Storm18
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August 13, 2013 3:00pm UTC

I actually blocked any memory of middle school out of my mind except for
my 8th grade English class. So, I can't say for sure, but I'm pretty sure middle school was hell.

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jennyracinggirl
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January 25, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Mrs. Mitchell; in class talking to this kid Matt ; you know you love me
me& Tyler ; you know you love me, you know i care
Mrs.Mitchell; oh wow thats scary you guys think alike

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