Best England Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Ed Sheeran: In England the legal drinking age is 18, so we all start drinking around 11.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 9:47am UTC

You're insecure. I know what for.
It's because you lost the Revolutionary Wa-a-ar

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 5:50pm UTC

I always think of Canada as being the lovechild of England and France
after a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with
its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family. And Canada
wanted to be exactly like America but ended up being the nicer one who
makes friends with everyone easily.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:14am UTC

LONDON

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 3:14pm UTC

*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
*everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 4:24pm UTC

english government be like "time to reclaim the colonies."

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saxon_star
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 11:58am UTC

Welcome to England:
we spell 'mum' like that not 'mom'
we always complain about the weather
ours schools get shut for a cm of snow
the £1 fish song
we don't have middle school,high school or elementary school we have primary school(or infants+juniors) and secondary school
We watched one direction live on x factor
apparently we love tea(i hate it)
for special royal days we get a day off school
you can drink alchol and smoke at 18
everyone loves are accent
we have one direction,jessie j, the script, union j,jls, the wanted, cher lloyd, lawson and others i just cant think right now :)

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send_me_a_smile
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 3:48pm UTC

I was just wondering...
What time does your school begin and end?
I live in England, and the lessons start at 9am but we have to be in school by half eight, so i normally wake up at 7am to get ready... and then school ends about half three and get home at 4pm.
I was just wondering what it's like in America and stuff.
:P

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jariley*
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 9:42pm UTC

Americans to the British: Do you guys have like tea with the Queen?
British to the Americas: Do you guys go to McDonald's with Obama?
nmq

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 10:48pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
Run around in circles screaming

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hardyharhar123
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 4:35pm UTC

This isn't fair why does England get a pancake day.
The coolest American Holiday I found was
"No socks and Coke day"

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dolph*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 4:04pm UTC

americans seem to think there are two accents in england:
• tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot
and
• YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL F*CK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY BIRD
but english people seem to there are two accents in america:
• well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses
and
• woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:05pm UTC

I'm pretty sure that I was born on the wrong side of the world
þ

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byewitty*
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Anybody else in the United States kind of laugh,
when someone from England (or another country) will ask, "What is a state?"

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 4:27am UTC

Dude, like what if aliens
could morph into anyone they wanted?
Like, what if there was tons of them
that came to Earth, morphed into
important people from every country
(ie; Obama, the queen, etc.),
vaporized the real people,
and took over their lives?
Like, the world could currently be ran
by aliens and we wouldn't even know it.
hah. this is probably really stupid, and I'll probably delete it in the morning; but at 4am this is some pretty mindblowing sh.t.

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Blurryface.*
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August 23, 2013 9:09am UTC

7 Reasons to date a british boy:
1.His accent
2.Having someone call you love
3.His accent
4.They dress better than american boys
5.His accent
6.They're cuter than american boys
7.His accent
(No offense to american boys)

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
May 2, 2014 3:21pm UTC

I had someone today ask me
'is it normal in England?'
..........................
Normal compared to what, exactly?

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BETHANY*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 5:05pm UTC

After watching 'The Worlds Strictest Parents', 'Educating Yorkshire' and a bunch of other TV programmes that show rebelious, chavy British kids, I feel the need to tell everyone that not everybody around here is like that.
Trust me.

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Sandie
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June 7, 2013 2:42pm UTC

People in England right now: Good Lord is that the sun someone take a picture before it disappears

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