England Quotes

永久*
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August 6, 2015 2:05am UTC

anyone from england?

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DawnRaven
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May 2, 2014 3:21pm UTC

I had someone today ask me
'is it normal in England?'
..........................
Normal compared to what, exactly?

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Jade💕*
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 8:07am UTC

Happy St George's Day!
2014!

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dolph*
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March 22, 2014 4:04pm UTC

americans seem to think there are two accents in england:
• tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot
and
• YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL F*CK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY BIRD
but english people seem to there are two accents in america:
• well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses
and
• woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed

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Phishy
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November 22, 2013 8:47am UTC

If you like Doctor Who...
Check out my fan page?
facebook.com/HelloSpoilersSweetie
Love you Whovians!
♥

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Phishy
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November 22, 2013 8:36am UTC

If you like Doctor Who...
Check out my fan page?
facebook.com/HelloSpoilersSweetie
Love you Whovians!
Format by Breeze

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insecuritiesarelife
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November 5, 2013 5:48pm UTC

guys everyone say "not long until you're off this bloody boat" in a british accent its hilarious

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jessicabliss
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October 25, 2013 5:50pm UTC

I always think of Canada as being the lovechild of England and France
after a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with
its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family. And Canada
wanted to be exactly like America but ended up being the nicer one who
makes friends with everyone easily.

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posted a quote
October 3, 2013 9:26pm UTC

Did you know
that Prince Charles and Ralph Fiennes
are eighth cousins?
Which means somewhere
out there, there should be a
fanfiction where through a
series of madcap happenings,
Lord Voldemort becomes the king of England.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 4:24pm UTC

english government be like "time to reclaim the colonies."

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KissMyAxe
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 12:54pm UTC

england: someone go call america for me.
france: how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--
canada: aHEM.
england:
france:
canada: WHAT TEAM??
[stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]
america: [bUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR]
america: WILDCATS

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BETHANY*
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September 11, 2013 5:05pm UTC

After watching 'The Worlds Strictest Parents', 'Educating Yorkshire' and a bunch of other TV programmes that show rebelious, chavy British kids, I feel the need to tell everyone that not everybody around here is like that.
Trust me.

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 11:07am UTC

I have a feeling the weather has;
Bi polar disorder.

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walkingtravesty
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 7:40pm UTC

My parents might
let me study
abroad in England
next year!! I'm so
excited!!

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Blurryface.*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 9:09am UTC

7 Reasons to date a british boy:
1.His accent
2.Having someone call you love
3.His accent
4.They dress better than american boys
5.His accent
6.They're cuter than american boys
7.His accent
(No offense to american boys)

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writtenrain*
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August 20, 2013 12:05pm UTC

I'm pretty sure that I was born on the wrong side of the world
þ

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:14am UTC

LONDON

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LucieJayne
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 10:29am UTC

Why Dyou Only Call Me When You're High♥

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 7:48am UTC

____________________________________
England weather is GA-ROSS.
Always raining fgs!
'Oh well, another reason to stay inside >:]
and have no social life... Hehe!'
________________________________________________________________

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thisisthestoryallabouthowmylifegotflippedturnedupsidedown
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 2:46pm UTC

Okay, time for a little geography lesson...
I suppose no one will read this but I'm gonna say it anyway because it really annoys me when people don't realize this:
England = one country.
Scotland = one country.
Wales = one country.
Together, they make up Great Britain.
Great Britain is not a country.
Northern Ireland *not the Republic of Ireland*
is a region/province of the UK.
The Republic of Ireland is not in Great Britain or the UK,
nor is it ruled by them.
Great Britain is the name of the island.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (The UK) is the political grouping of countries under the sovereignty of Queen Elizabeth II.
England is a constituent country in the UK along with Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
Okay? Thank you.
Sincerely,
a very p-ssed off English girl.

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