Best Eminem Quotes This Week

伤*
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE
black, white, straight, gay, short, fat or skinny
if you're nice to me then i'll be nice to you
- eminem

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 8:43pm UTC

I met Eminem once, but it was awkward.
His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy, vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 9:47pm UTC

Good Reasons to Stand Up:
To get food
To stretch
To go somewhere
Because you're the
real slim shady.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC

I changed my alarm to “the real slim shady” so in the morning when it goes “will the real slim shady please stand up”
I get out of bed

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 5:48pm UTC

Even angels have their wicked schemes,
And you take that to new extremes.
But you'll always be my hero,
Even though you lost your mind.
Song credit: Rihanna Love the way you lie (Part 2)
♥Justanotherwittyguy18♥

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jariley*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 9:31pm UTC

“I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.”
~Eminem

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Ethanol
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 4:30am UTC

I'm friends with the monster
that's under my bed
Get along with the voices
inside of my head
You trying to save me
stop holding your breath
And you think I'm crazy
well thats not fair

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 11:46pm UTC

i never understood why Eminem was called
Eminem until i realized Marshall Mathers, "M&M".

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 5:18pm UTC

I'm friends with the monster that's
under my bed. get along with the
the voices inside of my head.
you're trying to save me,
stop holding your breath.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 12:33pm UTC

Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird,
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you, I'mma sing for you,
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine,
I'mma break that birdie's neck
I'll go back to the jeweller who sold it to ya
and make him eat every carat, don't fu..ck with dad.

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 3:41am UTC

i'm not afraid, to take a stand
everybody, come take my hand
we'll walk this road together, t h r o u g h the storm
whatever weather, cold or warm
just letting you know that, you're not alone
holla if you feel like you've been down the same road

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chickittylover
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Format chickittylover
---------------everybody knows
so don't pretend to be nice,
there's no place you can hide,
you are just an ásshole,
everyone knows.---------------
((thanks for the support ásshole.))

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art of hatred*
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 9:36pm UTC

ME: *mumbles the lyrics of Diamonds*
GIRL I DON'T LIKE: *starts humming the tune of Lights*
CRUSH: *sings Ho Hey*
CHEERLEADER: *enjoys tapping her feet to the beat of Blow*
TEACHER: Kids, let's settle-
WHOLE CLASS: LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE.
BUNCH OF 'HIPSTER' GUYS IN THE BACK: *raps from Both of Us*
TEACHER: Settle down, before I call the principal!
ME (still singing, only one): I wanna scream and shout-
CUTE GUY: Shut up.
ME: Awkward...

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seafoam*
posted a quote
August 9, 2014 4:30pm UTC

Format chickittylover
The very
thing that i love is killing
me and i can't conquer it ►

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yeabuddy
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 9:47pm UTC

"You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo."
-Eminem

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:04pm UTC

You take my breath away.
You're a supernova.

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^_^*
posted a quote
October 17, 2014 2:28pm UTC

I can see you're sad, even when you smile,
even when you laugh, I can see it in your eyes,
deep inside you wanna cry.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 9:19pm UTC

I'm not afraid
to take a stand,
everybody come take my hand,
we'll walk this road together,
through the storm,
whatever weather,
cold or warm.

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yeabuddy
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 11:19am UTC

"Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers"
-Eminem

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 11:48am UTC

Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you crying about?
You got me.

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