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  1. BommiandFriends BommiandFriends
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2018 12:44am UTC
    Five Little Elephants Jumping On The Bed | English Rhymes For Kids | Elephant Songs – YOUTUBE
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    Boris is an animated elephant kid and he has four elephant friends. One Sunday Boris and his friends sing an elementary song, English Rhymes for Kids. Boris and his friends make animated Kids Videos and educational videos for kids. They perform the nice jumping dance for Kids Videos with educational & edutainment videos for Kids.

  2. BommiandFriends BommiandFriends
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2018 12:43am UTC
    Five Little Elephants Jumping On The Bed | English Rhymes For Kids | Elephant Songs – YOUTUBE
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    Boris is an animated elephant kid and he has four elephant friends. One Sunday Boris and his friends sing an elementary song, English Rhymes for Kids. Boris and his friends make animated Kids Videos and educational videos for kids. They perform the nice jumping dance for Kids Videos with educational & edutainment videos for Kids.

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 6:38pm UTC
    i still log on sometimes and just go "aw elephant so cute so cute"
    & it's been like
    two years

  4. Red dragon* Red dragon*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    I leave my window open so my elephant can come in when he gets lonely.

  5. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 8:07am UTC
    'Sometimes I think my head is so bigbecause it is full of dreams'

  6. RestlessHearted RestlessHearted
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 8:08am UTC
    Yesterday evening I was sitting in the kitchen with my mom, worrying beacuse today I had a writing test and I dind't know what it was about.
    She told me: - Let's talk about an elefant's tail...
    Me: - Mom? Are you ok? o.O
    Mom: - Come on, let's talk about it! Maybe they use it to recognize each other...
    We talked about it for a while.
    Mom: - See? We built a meaningful discourse about something we didn't know anything about, think about it tomorrow!
    Now I agree, every mom should REALLY have a Witty.

  7. VintageParis VintageParis
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    when you open the front camera by accident and you look like a deformed elephant with a triple chin

  8. emz17lover emz17lover
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irelephant.

  9. IfILoseMyself IfILoseMyself
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    If everyone got a free minature animal at birth that protected you, like an elephants or dragon, the world would be a better place.

  10. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    A TOUCHING ELEPHANT STORY
    In 1986, Mark Murray was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Depaul University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The Elephant seemed distressed, so Murray approached it very carefully.
    He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Murray worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
    The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Murray stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
    Murray never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
    Twenty years later, he was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Murray and his son Tom were standing.
    The large bull elephant stared at Murray, lifted its front foot off the ground and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Murray couldn't help but wonder if this was the same elephant.
    He summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Murray's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
    Probably wasn't the same elephant.

  11. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    This isn't mine
    but i need to exercise.
    So comment your name.
    a=10 aquats
    b= 4 push ups
    c= 30 seconds of running in place
    d= glass of water
    e= 10 situps
    f= 20 jumping jacks
    g= 20 seconds touching toes
    h= 20 seconds stretching
    i= football running in place for 20 seconds
    j= 10 seconds of jumping
    k= hold one leg each for 10 seconds
    l= glass of water
    m= 5 one arm pushups
    n= run up and down the stairs for 20 seconds
    o= walk around my room for 20 seconds
    p= lift a weight for 15 seconds
    q= 20 lunges
    r= 20 bicycle crunches
    s= 10 side lunges
    t= 10 squat jumps
    u= wall sit for 10 seconds
    v= 10 seconds of planking
    w= dance for 10 seconds
    x= 10 jumping jacks
    y= 3 pushups
    z= 20 squats
    Please help me out.
    all i need in life is not to look like an elephant c'mon guys.

  12. Just_Hold_On_To_Hope Just_Hold_On_To_Hope
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 8:41am UTC
    LOL fact #2
    A Blue Whale's Tounge weighs
    more than an Elephant

  13. katiekakes katiekakes
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.
    As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and, with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
    For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day.
    One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they were standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
    After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
    Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.
    I don't think it was the same elephant.
    Not mine.

  14. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 8:53am UTC
    lols
    It's a dead elephant.

  15. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Me: Okay, I'm gonna do my homework now.
    Me: *turns on music*
    Me: *reads question*
    Me: Dang.
    Me: Uhm..
    Me: Uhh..
    Me: OOH.
    Me: I LIKE THIS SONG.
    Me: DANCE PARTAAAY.
    Me: How did that shoe get there?
    Me: Stupid cat. What are you doing?!
    Me: OH, I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED INNNN.
    Me: my nail polish is chipping.
    Me: I should repaint them.
    Me: IMMA PAINT THEM PURPLE.
    Me: My mom's favorite color is purple.
    Me: She likes elephants too.
    Me: *googles elephants*
    Me: AWW, THEY'RE PLAY FIGHTING.
    Me: DAWH.
    Me: SO CUTE.
    Me: Wait, what was I doing?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: heh, who cares?
    Me: *goes on witty*

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