Doritos Quotes

capsized*
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 1:58am UTC

it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fückin double standard

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DreamLikeReality
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 7:35pm UTC

This is how smart I am:*eating inferno doritos*Aye, my eyes hurt...maybe I should take my contacts out.But I just ate inferno doritos...*Wipes hands on pants*That should be good enough...*takes contacts out**burning sensation takes over eyes and soon face*No, no, no. Not good enoug. Definitely not good enough!

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WishAmongTheStars
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September 18, 2013 7:03am UTC

On my wedding day: Eats Doritos, and wipes hands on dress

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:06pm UTC

I’m the kind of girl that would eat
Doritos on her wedding day and
accidentally wipe her hands on her
dress

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dapz95
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 5:07pm UTC

those days where you feel so dead inside
when you make a quote, you're face is carved from stone,
and you just tag it under the first random fudging button you see
and the first ARGHGHG word that comes under your head
yeah

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 10:55pm UTC

Of course I can comeover
I just have to do my daily routine first. You know
the usual: rolling in doritos to get my tan, having
Crayola attack me to do my makeup yep. the usual.
-mine
format jimmy365

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 1:06pm UTC

In every bag of Doritos, there is that one perfect chip with all the stuff on it. You know, 'The Stuff.' I live for these such Doritos.
This is my 500th quote. That means Ihave pressed that 'Create a Quote' button waaay more than 500 times. But these 500 qoutes made it. Love you all so much. And thanks for bein there for me.

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blue4453
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Relationships? Nah..I'll pass.
but..
Relation-chips? OMG please?
lol i suck at making funny quotes
blue4453

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 1:56pm UTC

There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.

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Wings
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 10:46am UTC

The Traitor
when you
invite a friend over
and they
invite their
other friend along
too
forgetting you're
socially awkward
and you're silently screaming
so you go on Witty
while they talk
and eat your doritos
to make this
stupid quote
that isn't a quote
and set it out
as a poem
so people will read
but srsly
they're eating
my doritos
traitor.

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Average_girl
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:00pm UTC

I always thought air was free.... then I bought a bag of doritos.

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Alexwise
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:21pm UTC

fav if you want the "D."
And also the "O" "R" "I" "T" "O" and "S."

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unspok3n
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Excuse me while I stuff my face with doritos and finish Clannad After Story. Watched Clannad and all the movies, (got sidetracked by Wedding Peach) and now Im on episode 3 of the after story. Im almost out of Doritos tho ;c
Sick as Hell
Going to try to stay home from school tomorrow.
I have 4 b's and 2 a's
Okay I'm out of Doritos.
I hate life now
NO RAMEN EITHER T.T

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 6:50pm UTC

sometimes i try to write "inspirational"
quotes, but then i remember that i'm about
as "inspirational" as a dorito, so i stop.

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Buttons
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 5:49am UTC

Admit it.
Nobody calls them 'Cool Ranch'.
They're the Blue Doritos.

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skylarlovestrains
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:17pm UTC

Who needs a relationship when you have food?
Now, excuse me while I cuddle, watch the Notebook and make-out with..my doritos.

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Frenchie
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 8:20pm UTC

It's called
S U N K I S S E D
not dorito r@ped.
Frenchie (c)

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Boy: Hey!
*Girl doesn't answer*
Boy: I really like you
*Girl doesn't answer*
Boy: Okay... I love you.
*Girl still doesn't say anything*
Boy: I never want to let you go...
*Girl remains silent*
*Boy kisses girl*
*Boy eats girl*
The moral of the story is... the girl was Doritos the whole time.

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TheMorticiansWife
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 11:34am UTC

I love how all my friends are making plans with their boyfriends for Valentine's Day and I'm all:
"I love you, Doritos."

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Alexwise
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 11:13am UTC

So when you say "unproductive" are you referring to the 2 bags of Doritos I ate or the 36 Origami Dragons I made you?
Riddle me that mother
!

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