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TheMorticiansWife

1. TheMorticiansWife
   posted a quote
   April 10, 2013 11:33am UTC
   Normal is DEAD
   And I carried the coffin.
   
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2. TheMorticiansWife
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   April 9, 2013 11:36am UTC
   "Aah... I said I'd 'answer you' ... Not that I'd 'give you a straight answer.'"
   
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3. TheMorticiansWife
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   April 5, 2013 12:18pm UTC
   "You're sick, aren't you dear?
   I'm sick of your tears."
   
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4. TheMorticiansWife
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   February 19, 2013 11:41am UTC
   "My name is Morgue; that is my name because if you did what I did, you'd be dead."
   
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5. TheMorticiansWife
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   February 13, 2013 11:34am UTC
   I love how all my friends are making plans with their boyfriends for Valentine's Day and I'm all:
   "I love you, Doritos."
   
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6. TheMorticiansWife
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   February 11, 2013 11:46am UTC
   "Wow, you really know what you're doing, Tai!"
   "No, I just watch a lot of TV."
   
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7. TheMorticiansWife
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   February 11, 2013 11:36am UTC
   friend: Hey, why do you have a didgeridoo?
   me: I didgeridon't, didgerido I? Oh, yes! I didgerido, didgeridon't you like it?
   friend: This is why I'm your only friend.
   
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8. TheMorticiansWife
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   February 8, 2013 11:02pm UTC
   Please....
   I don't want to forget.
   
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9. TheMorticiansWife
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   February 5, 2013 11:34am UTC
   I have to pretend to be Phobos, the Greek god of Fear, for an English project.
   I have an anxiety disorder.
   Can anyone spell IRONY?
   
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10. TheMorticiansWife
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    "I like to play cupcake roulette at all of our holiday parties. That's when you poison a single cupcake and see who eats it by the end of the night..."
    ~ Curtis Rx (Creature Feature)
    
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11. TheMorticiansWife
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    there's a strange romance in sharing your life story with a stranger.
    because they don't know anything about you unless you tell them,
    they can't judge you,
    and you can't judge them.
    
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12. TheMorticiansWife
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    January 30, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    You said I was your reason to live,
    But you never really wanted me here, did you?
    
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13. TheMorticiansWife
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    January 30, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    It's a terrible feeling
    When you should hate someone for what they did to you,
    But all you can do is cry over what you could have done together.
    
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