Best Dontjudgeme Quotes Today

Butterbear
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 7:17pm UTC

And who else is waiting for October
to see The Walking Dead season 4 or is it just me um

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_Jannette
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 5:03pm UTC

I believe in love at first episode

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_Jannette
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November 12, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
font cred. : _Jannette | Don't remove.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 5:46pm UTC

I didn't choose the boob life,
& the boob life clearly, didn't chose me.
Nmf/Nmq.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Mom: You failed this test? How!?
Me: *turns on the background music*
Mom: Oh no.
Me: *gets ready*
Mom: Forget I asked.
Me: Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those days! 1, 2, 3, 4! Everybody makes mistakes! Everybody has those days! Everybody knows what, what I'm talking about! Everybody gets that way!
Mom: I'm done

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Me: *puts squishy duck pillow on counter*
Cashier: Aw, are you buying this for your younger brother or sister? That's so sweet
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Yeah, sure, let's go with that.

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hayhayy915
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 12:22am UTC

I hate being known as the rich girl
Or the girl who has the perfect life
Because obviously you don't know me
If you think I'm perfect and happy
And have the world in the palm of my hand
Think about what's on the inside
Before you judge me on what you see on the outside

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC

At Home
Me: Please, I'm fabulous.
At School
Me: Does this pencil make me look fat?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 7:30am UTC

Me: mom, mom, mom... I'm hungry.
Mom: have fruit.
Me: okay *gets double cheeseburger, bigmac, potatoes, chinese food, a party sized pizza*
Mom: *sighs* Its reverse psychology.
Me: mom, mom, mom... I'm hungry.
Mom: Have an extra large pizza, 7 boxes of buffalo wings, bag of potato chips, cheetos, and a world supply of nutella
Me: Okay, *gets an extra large pizza, 7 boxes of buffalo wings, bag of potato chips, cheetos, and a world supply of nutella

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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July 7, 2013 12:39am UTC

Me: Excuse me, I need to make a call.
Friend: *innocently* Who ya gonna call?
Me: *turns around slowly*
Me: Ghost Busters.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 12:58pm UTC

Me: WHERE IS IT? I'LL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN TO THE GROUND IF I DON'T GET IT!
Me: WHERE THE HECK IS IT? I'LL BURN THIS PLACE DOWN, NONE OF YOU WILL SEE IT COMING!
Cashier: Ma'am, the toy is under the nuggets.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 7:04pm UTC

My guidance consular: So, Erin, what do you
want to be when you grow up?
Me: A stripper.

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Breeze
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 8:58pm UTC

Me: Teen Wolf. That's such a stupid name.
Me: It sounds like such a stupid show.
Me: Why would anyone watch anything called "Teen Wolf"?
Me: But a lot of people are talking about it...
Me: Okay. I'll watch one episode.
Me: *watches one episode*
Me: ...
Me: *watches two seasons*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: It still has a stupid name. I mean, I know that it's referencing the 1985 movie of the same name but it still sounds stupid.
Me: *watches another episode*
my quote
Format by Breeze

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Okay so I wasted my life a little
I spent the last two hours on the tag "Spongebob" and I think I've seen every, single, spongebob, quote on here.
Yeah bro, thats my life.

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