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  1. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 1:31pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    If I got arrested...
    it'd probably be for eating slurpies
    from the machine let's be real here

  2. Ryouta* Ryouta*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    Onigiri is the best show ever. "Why'd you give me the biggest bowl of ramen?!""Because it's your birthday!:D""Stop telling people that."

  3. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 4:54pm UTC
    Sometimes I say "lol" but what I want to say is "twfbidlol." That means That Was Funny But I Didn't Laugh Out Loud.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 10:11pm UTC
    sister: I can't believe you spent $60 on
    a stupid video game.
    me: I can't believe you spent $60 on a
    stupid makeup palette.

  5. lyricsparadise lyricsparadise
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 6:07pm UTC
    So please dont judge meAnd I won't judge youCause It could get uglyBefore It gets beautifulPlease dont judge meAnd I won't judge youAnd If you love meThen let It be beautiful������

  6. someoneinhiding someoneinhiding
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 7:47pm UTC
    SURVEY:
    Name: Sam
    Single or taken: Taken <3 <3 <3
    Gender: Thing... no but seriously im a girl
    Birthday: August 11
    Siblings: lil bro
    Hair color: light brown
    Eye color: hazel
    Height: 5'7"
    R E L A T I O N S H I P S
    Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight like a ruler
    Who are your best friends?: Rachael, Nate, Joe <3, Rachel, Sara
    You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Boyfriennnddd
    F A S H I O N | S T U F F
    Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: I don't really shop.
    Any tattoos or piercings?: No tattoos and just ears and nose pierced.
    What is your most comfortable outfit?: Leggings and a hoodie
    What do you usually wear?: Leggings and a hoodie
    S P E C I F I C S
    Do you do drugs? NOOPEE SADD member right here
    What kind of shampoo do you use? Sauve Keratin
    What are you most scared of?: Bees, being forgotten
    What are you listening to right now?: My friends voice
    Who is the last person that you called?: Nate
    Who is the last person that called you?: Nate
    Where do you want to get married?: At a Catholic church
    What would you change about yourself: how I look, being so depressed, and a lot of other shiz
    F A V O R I T E S
    Colors: lavender, black, turquoise
    Foods: Pizza
    Movies: Grown ups, p.s. i love ypu, cyber bully, the notebook, every other movie on the planet....
    H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
    Given anyone a bath?: Mhm my little cousins
    Smoked?: NOPE
    Bungee jumped?: nu
    Made yourself throw up?: almost a few times but no
    Skinny dipped? Nah
    Ever been in love?: I honestly dont know
    Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Haha I wouldnt have a childhood if I hasnt
    Cried?: Is this like the search for heartless monsters or something?
    Lied?: Everyday
    Fallen for your best friend?: He is now my boyfriend
    Used someone?: Maybe a lil
    Done something you regret?: Everything in my life
    L A S T | P E R S O N
    You left a message for: Joe
    You texted: Nate
    You cuddled with: Joe
    A R E | Y O U
    Understanding: For the most part
    Open-minded: Depends on the issue
    Insecure: About EVERYTHING
    Hungry: Not rn
    Smart : mhm Straight A's since 4th grade (now in 10th)
    Moody: YES!
    Hard working: sometimes
    Organized: depends
    Healthy: not really... starting to work out though and go on a diet
    Difficult: Sometimes
    Bored easily: Not with YouTube
    Angry: It turns into sadness pretty quick
    Sad: All the time
    Happy: Not rn
    Hyper: Strangely yes
    Trusting: Too much

  7. Jasmine❤😘* Jasmine❤😘*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 7:06pm UTC
    Please dont judge me, and i wont judge you. Cause it could get ugly before it gets beautiful. Please dont judge me, and i wont judge you. And if you love me baby let it be beautiful.

  8. JustBr3athe JustBr3athe
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    You don't know the stuff I have been through, so you can't judge me.

  9. jeonghans_sideho* jeonghans_sideho*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my father asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning i just started crying hysterically
    *just accurately described what it's like to be on your period*

  10. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    The story of my life I take her home,
    I drive all night to keep her warm and time is frozen.

  11. jjflan jjflan
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and their like
    "oh my god! what kind of creature is this?"

  12. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I believe in love at first episode

  13. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    Me Trying to Rap
    Somebody, gimme a beat
    Ugh, ugh
    Ugh
    Ugh
    So I was up in the club just dropping lo
    And then this guy started tryna go
    So I said, hey, dude, don't be a mo
    Cause you ain't got my swaggie flo
    But if you want, just come at me bro
    *drops microphone like a G*

  14. cassiejayy* cassiejayy*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    The personal quiz:
    Info:
    Name: cassie.
    Age: 17.
    Appearence: short:3
    Relationship status: taken.
    Emotions:
    1. Do you open up to others? just him.
    2. When was the last time you cried? like 10 minutes ago.
    3. Your life right now is: absolutely terrible.
    4. What's one thing you wish you could change about yourself? everything.
    5. Do you think that you are good looking? no.
    6. How well do you deal with stress and pressure? i have terrible anxiety attacks.
    7. Would you say you are "strong"? no.
    Dreams and Goals: 8. What do you want to be when you grow up? architect.
    9. Want any kids? yes...
    10. How many? 3
    11. What would their names be? sophia, jocelyn, and joshua.
    12. What's the thing you want to accomplish most in life? idk.
    13. 5 things on your bucket list: go to california, meet a current nhl player, be happy, have a family, go to more of europe.
    14. A goal you always set but never carry through: be happy....
    Dirty Secrets:
    15. Ever been kissed? yes.
    16. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? a few..
    17. Virgin or no? no.
    18. How long did your longest relationship last? currently its at 11 months.
    19: Ever gotten drunk/high? yes.
    20. Ever kissed a stranger? not that i know of.
    21. What is your biggest secret? ......
    Fears:
    22. What do you fear the most? losing them....
    23. What's worse, paranormal fears or fears of robbers/rapists/etc? paranormal fears.
    24. Do you fear death? very much.
    25. Your crush asks you to come to a party with him and a bunch of people you don't exactly talk to and like. Do you go? my "crush" would be my boyfriend & wed go & have fun.
    26. Bungee jumping or sky diving? bungee jumping.
    27. What do you think happens after you die? idk.
    Favorites:
    28. Color- blue.
    29. Date idea- movies all night while cuddling with my baby:*
    30. Wedding theme- disney.
    31. Healthy food- pistachios.
    32. Junk food- ice cream & chocolate.
    33. Year of your life so far- hmm. idk. none of them...
    34. Song- redneck crazy.
    35. Band/ singer- eminem.
    36. Season and why? summer, bonfires, swimming, birthday, no school.

  15. WhtMakesUBeautiful* WhtMakesUBeautiful*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    I hate when
    I drop my Takis on the floor and they spill everywhere

  16. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    Why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
    font cred. : _Jannette | Don't remove.

  17. Jai988 Jai988
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    Please don't judge me,
    and I won't judge you.
    If you love me, let it be beautiful.

  18. enginesGoBOOM* enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 7:10am UTC
    People think I've stopped lying,
    But honestly,
    I've just gotten better.

  19. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    My guidance consular: So, Erin, what do you
    want to be when you grow up?
    Me: A stripper.

  20. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    Wow.
    Look's like
    Witty's turned into a huge lame pun contest
    ...
    ...
    ...
    a puntest.

:)

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