Best Dealwithit Quotes Ever

Eli22b
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 3:48am UTC

Some fashion tips for this coming school year:
- Ankle length Uggs are the biggest mistake since crocs.
- Sparkly Uggs are even worse
- Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT wear open toed shoes in January. You're crazy
- Band t-shirts are like jesus for lazy days.
- Please wear a sports bra if you're only going to wear a sweatshirt, I'm begging you
- Colored jeans are a no no if you have wide hips, they make them look 10 times larger. Neutral colors are ok, but yellow and blue is a no.
- Snooki's hair bump is not ok to wear in school. Neither is heavy eye shadow
- I swear to God if you're wearing a heal over 2 inches I will stab you with it
- Dont wear a scarf with yoga pants
- I swear to God if you get 3D nails I will personally hunt you down and kill you

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Eli22b
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 7:44pm UTC

I'm sorry but if you dont like at least one of Ed Sheeran's songs,
than we can't be friends.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:35am UTC

I'm not shy. I'm just very
good at figuring out who's
worth talking to.
Most of you aren't.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 8, 2014 11:47pm UTC

Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

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Ethanol
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:31am UTC

The right guy
isn't going to say the right things all the time
and he's not going to be the
perfect guitar player or singer.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Everyone has a different sense of humor
Deal with it

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dolph*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 7:38am UTC

The gossip mags are reporting Rihanna has broken up with Chris Brown after she caught him cheating with a waitress
A source close to the couple says Rihanna knew something was up when Brown came home with another woman's lipstick on his knuckles

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC

The only girls
who seem to complain about thigh gaps not being attractive
are girls who dont have one
WORD!

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steffykins
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 1:01pm UTC

my hobbies include:
eating
fangirling
eating
Witty
obsessively listening to music
Tumblr
eating

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heartofgold
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:54am UTC

If you have a problem with me,
my quotes or my attitude,
then that's your problem so I shouldn't have to deal with it.

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kungfupenguin
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Yeah, I do have a country accent at times.
No, im not from the south.
My family is not from the south.
I like country accents, but i don't force it.
It just kinda..happens..
Just like when i talk all ghetto.
Or when my lisp is noticeable.
I. Have. No. Control.

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StarlightMongoose
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:38pm UTC

Anybody else really like FIRE?!

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marie1616
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:12pm UTC

"I don't believe in God."
Did that one simple sentence change how you think of me? Should I be judged and ridiculed for having my own opinion? You can say and think what you want, but when it comes time for others to voice their opinions you want to shut them down? We all think differenly. My point is, everyone will have a different view or opinion on something, it doesn't give you the right to bash them. If you don't want someone saying rude things to you, then why would you do it to them? I respect everyones opinions, until my opinion gets disrepected. Ever heard that saying "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all?" This is one of those times. I won't go around telling you that you shouldn't believe, so don't even bother telling me that I should.
Format: Paperlung

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crazyshaelie
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 11:31pm UTC

You wanna know what we should do about the problems on Witty?
DEAL WITH IT.
I mean f.uck.

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greyskies
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 5:06am UTC

Mum... Dad... I'm bisexual.
The Bible said Adam AND Eve, not Adam OR Eve.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 7:50pm UTC

Trencher Problem #8
When you
slap her
like a
bit.ch,
but she
doesn't take
it like
a who.re...

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imonlyhuman*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 8:26am UTC

MY MIDDLE FINGER
SALUTES YOU

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Jillian Marie*
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 6:18am UTC

My favorite candy is sour gummy worms.
I also like Twizzlers, but mostly the kind you pull apart.
My favorite colors are orange and purple.
My favorite soda is root beer.
I own a tiara and am known to put it on while dancing to Disney soundtracks.
I have a love-hate relationship with The L Word.
I love lotions and soaps that smell good.
I'm really self conscious about how I look in athletic clothes.
When I was younger, I was deathly afraid of bees and vacuum cleaners.
I try to avoid pop music as much as possible.
My favorite game is Scattergories.
I want to be on Jeopardy someday.

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KayleeAnn22
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 4:49pm UTC

hey guys guess what!
IM A POTATOE!!!!!!!

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
April 27, 2014 8:18pm UTC

Every school has a b*tch

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