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  1. _xLovex_ _xLovex_
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2015 4:55pm UTC
    I don't see why everyone is upset that
    zayn malik left one direction. I personally
    think they look wayyyyyyyy better without him.
    Sorry zayn, I'll always think niall is wayy hotter
    then you. Deal with it >:3

  2. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2014 4:54pm UTC
    I swear
    that Im
    More than
    Just,
    Broken promises
    Can Change!
    Format by Breeze

  3. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 11:47pm UTC
    Time is a valuable thing
    Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
    Watch it count down to the end of the day
    The clock ticks life away

  4. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 8:18pm UTC
    Every school has a b*tch

  5. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 6:18am UTC
    My favorite candy is sour gummy worms.
    I also like Twizzlers, but mostly the kind you pull apart.
    My favorite colors are orange and purple.
    My favorite soda is root beer.
    I own a tiara and am known to put it on while dancing to Disney soundtracks.
    I have a love-hate relationship with The L Word.
    I love lotions and soaps that smell good.
    I'm really self conscious about how I look in athletic clothes.
    When I was younger, I was deathly afraid of bees and vacuum cleaners.
    I try to avoid pop music as much as possible.
    My favorite game is Scattergories.
    I want to be on Jeopardy someday.

  6. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 7:50pm UTC
    Trencher Problem #8
    When you
    slap her
    like a
    bit.ch,
    but she
    doesn't take
    it like
    a who.re...

  7. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:33am UTC
    Ok, can someone come on http://www.yourworldoftext.com? I feel so lonely D:

  8. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 3:48am UTC
    Some fashion tips for this coming school year:
    - Ankle length Uggs are the biggest mistake since crocs.
    - Sparkly Uggs are even worse
    - Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT wear open toed shoes in January. You're crazy
    - Band t-shirts are like jesus for lazy days.
    - Please wear a sports bra if you're only going to wear a sweatshirt, I'm begging you
    - Colored jeans are a no no if you have wide hips, they make them look 10 times larger. Neutral colors are ok, but yellow and blue is a no.
    - Snooki's hair bump is not ok to wear in school. Neither is heavy eye shadow
    - I swear to God if you're wearing a heal over 2 inches I will stab you with it
    - Dont wear a scarf with yoga pants
    - I swear to God if you get 3D nails I will personally hunt you down and kill you

  9. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    If you don't wanna hear what i have to say then don't ask my opinion...
    and if you don't like what i have to say then you shouldn't ignore me........

  10. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Everyone has a different sense of humor
    Deal with it

  11. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    my hobbies include:
    eating
    fangirling
    eating
    Witty
    obsessively listening to music
    Tumblr
    eating

  12. kungfupenguin kungfupenguin
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    Yeah, I do have a country accent at times.
    No, im not from the south.
    My family is not from the south.
    I like country accents, but i don't force it.
    It just kinda..happens..
    Just like when i talk all ghetto.
    Or when my lisp is noticeable.
    I. Have. No. Control.

  13. artsylilacs artsylilacs
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    i can't change my ways.
    if it makes me feel better about myself, i'll do it.
    m

  14. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    The only girls
    who seem to complain about thigh gaps not being attractive
    are girls who dont have one
    WORD!

  15. NEM0 NEM0
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Actually, No. I did not put you in the "friend zone."
    You put me in the "girlfriend zone."

  16. imonlyhuman* imonlyhuman*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 8:26am UTC
    MY MIDDLE FINGER
    SALUTES YOU

  17. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 1:09am UTC
    People: ....
    Me: Yes I know I don't make any f.ucking sense thank you.

  18. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    You wanna know what we should do about the problems on Witty?
    DEAL WITH IT.
    I mean f.uck.

  19. tryingtofindmyself63 tryingtofindmyself63
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    Lets just face it
    were not friends anymore

  20. heartofgold heartofgold
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 6:54am UTC
    If you have a problem with me,
    my quotes or my attitude,
    then that's your problem so I shouldn't have to deal with it.

:)

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