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  1. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    customer: could I have a coke with that
    me: is pepsi ok?
    customer: is monopoly money ok?
    me: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    PLEASE DON’T BE MEAN TO EMPLOYEES!! PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!! THEY ARE PEOPLE AND ARE PROBABLY TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP YOU!! I HAVE SEEN MY COWORKERS CRY IN THE BACK ROOM AFTER A PARTICULARLY RUDE CUSTOMER AND IT’S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WE ARE REALLY DOING YOU A SERVICE!! PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE TO EMPLOYEES

  3. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 11:34am UTC
    Customer: All of the clothes at Hollister are gone.
    Me: They are behind you.

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