Best Crazy Quotes This Week

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posted a quote
February 19, 2013 1:06pm UTC

Friend: I love being with my boyfriend. He's so nice and caring.
Me: I love being with my laptop. It always lights up when I turn him on.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 6:03pm UTC

The awkward moment
When my 8 year old cousin calls me an idiot
Because I don't know how to work her smart phone

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 8:27pm UTC

If you can't think of anything to say when you next visit your therapist, just go with, "I've been thinking of killing you."

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 3:39pm UTC

do you ever think about how we are like the first internet generation and the internet in comparison to human existence is like brand new still and down the road
it will probably change and hundreds of years from now or even decades from now the internet won’t be as free and there will be restrictions on what you can say and do and right now
we’re living in a world where there’s basically zero rules concerning the use of the web like
we’ll tell our kids about this and they’ll be like wtf

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April 4, 2013 9:07pm UTC

*What happened at school today*
Boy: "Shine bright like a diamond-"
* boy continues to sing horribly*.
Teacher: If you're going to sing that song, at least sing it on key.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
May 18, 2014 6:46pm UTC

Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 4:52pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you realize that if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner got married, they would both be called 'Taylor Lautner'.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Have you ever wrote a text
And it sounded perfect
But then after you sent the message
You wish you would of said things diffferently
And then you freak out and wait for the person to respond

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 1:38am UTC

*Me brushing my teeth*- Thinks of lots of quotes
*Me in the shower*- Thinks of lots of quotes
*Me laying in bed*- Thinks of lots of quotes
*Me in school*- Thinks of lots of quotes
*Me in front of the computer*- Can't think of a single quote

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† *
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 11:02pm UTC

Me: I will be skinny.
Me: Ooh, PIZZA!!

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† *
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Me: *Sneezes Loudly*
Everyone: EARTHQUAKE!!

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rooftops*
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 10:31am UTC

So the other day I was at the mall with my friend.
So we were walking around the mall and this guy yells,
"Hey I like your hair! I'm reall diggin' it!"
I smiled and yelled, "Thanks!" and I figured that's the end.
Then he goes, "Your cute too!"
I would thought this was such a big deal if it wasn't for the fact that I was wearing no make up,
looked like garbage, and my hair wasn't done or anything.
I can't stop thinking about that because... getting called anything like that doesn't happen for me.
It just kind of made my day better.

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Steve*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 12:18am UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My Dog is my life!! Has this ever happened anyone before?
i think im falling in love with my dog. anytime i see him playing with other dogs i get really jealous and just wanted to rugby tackle him to the ground and kiss him. ive never felt this way about anyone before, let alone a dog. Ive even broke up with my bf over it. ive had this dog for 6 months, but only recently have thesse feelings started to develop. i dont know what to do and think if i telling anyone theyll think im crazy. please help!!
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Best Answer -
Oh dear... guess you should paws for thought before people think you are barking mad.
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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 3:19pm UTC

SOMETIMES I don't understand people,
THEY DO THE CRAZIEST THINGS, FOR THE DUMBEST REASONS

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 10:13am UTC

Do you ever forget how to feel?
You have all of these emotions
barraging your heart, but suddenly
they're no longer real.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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