Best Crazy Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself?
Me: No
Me: Yes it is, you stupid mother f//cker
Me: Don't you dare talk to me like that, you little sh//t

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 1:55pm UTC

*wakes up with one sock on*
"whoa what a crazy night"

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† *
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Regular Moms': If my daughter gets a C or a D for school, she will get grounded for a month.
My Mom: If my daughter ever gets a B, she will be kicked out of my house. No food, no clothes. Homeless. So she learn next time not to get a B in my house.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Me: I'm not crazy. I swear.
Me: Don't worry, I know you aren't.

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kristabff
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 6:33pm UTC

Those weird convos you hear in the hallways
"haha and then he threw up!!"
"omg he's SO HOT!"
"and then my toilet was like GURGGLE GURRRRRGLE??"
"I WAS LIKE GURLLLLL YOU TOO GOOD FOR HIM"
"and then i was like bro, i don't wear no seatbelt!!"
the 3rd and last sentence is real.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:26pm UTC

I wonder if Earth makes fun
of other planets for having no life.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 1:07pm UTC

IF YOU'RE CRAZY & YOU KNOW IT
shake your meds.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 7:39pm UTC

Due to the continued Global
Financial Crisis, Ke$ha will now be known as Ke¢ha.

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† *
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Don't you hate it when you see a guy you used to have a crush on,
And now you're just like:
Ughh, I had a crush on HIM??!??

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:14pm UTC

Wait puberty hold on
you forgot the part where I become attractive

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† *
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 9:19pm UTC

I hate when I spend all my time and hours doing homework,
And the teacher doesn't even check it the next day.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Last year
I got a birthday card from my grandma and it had like a whole speech about me turning teens (very moving) and then suddenly at the end it said:
~Love, Grandma
LOL
I asked why she put LOL at the end and she was like, "Oh, doesn't it mean lots of love?" OMG DEAD

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*blushes*
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 9:10am UTC

I have three sides:
The quiet, sweet side
The fun and crazy side
The side you never want to see

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† *
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 6:43pm UTC

Teacher: What do you even do with your life?
Me:Stay home on my laptop and eat.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Before Walmart, you had to
buy a ticket to the the fair to see a bearded lady.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 5:45pm UTC

Have you ever waited for someone's reply
And then realize you never sent the message
And then you just sit there feeling like an idiot

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:24pm UTC

I LOVE
CRAZY PEOPLE
WHO DON'T
GIVE A F.CK.

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chickittylover
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Format chickittylover
and i hope that you are having the time of your life,
but think twice
that is my only advice.

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 2:57pm UTC

So today,
I found out that
Kinder Chocolate Eggs
are illegal in America
but having
a gun
IS legal....
Ummmm can someone explain this craziness to me please?!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 10:01pm UTC

The kid next door to me challenged me to a water fight, so I thought I'd post this while I wait for the water to boil.

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