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jennyracinggirl
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 10:19pm UTC

My family and I might be getting the closure we need for the past eight years my cousin Justin Gaines has been missing. They just got a new development in his case and Monday they went and searched and have been digging in the wells were the tip came through. Please pray for my family and I we need this so much more than anything..
http://www.11alive.com/story/news/local/duluth/2015/09/02/sheriff-person-interest-justin-gaines-case/71605882/

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jennyracinggirl
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March 18, 2015 8:42pm UTC

March 31st is approaching which means my cousin will be turning 26.. The thing is I won't be able to give him a birthday hug, sing to him or give him anything, the family won't be able to celebrate with him. You ask why wellNovember 2nd of 2007 he became missing. Seven long years later and he's still missing, still waiting for answers, still hurting and in pain. I hate the person who ever took him from us because I can't talk to him, go to him for advice, or have a close relationship like i do with my other cousins. I think of him every day and night, and I'll never give up on hope..

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haay*
posted a quote
July 13, 2014 8:51pm UTC

I looked back at my cousin,
who began to ask me questions in her low,
thrilling voice.
It was the kind of voicethat the ear follows up and down,
as if each speech is an arrangement of notes that will never be played again.
-The Great Gatsby, F.scott Fiztgerald

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 24, 2014 9:50pm UTC

you know what guys, I'm p.issed the
hell off right now so I'm going to vent
for a second.
my aunt posted a picture to facebook
with my cousin leaning over my gram's
grave, with the caption "my weeping
angel." why is that p.issing me off?
BECAUSE MY COUSIN DIDN'T GIVE A
S.HIT ABOUT MY GRAM WHEN SHE
WAS ALIVE. my cousin never came
down to see my gram when she was
alive, didn't say two words to her in a
year pretty much, and she just lives up
the road. even when she was diagnosed
with cancer, she never acknowledged
her existence. she didn't have to watch
her slowly die every single day, for months.
even at her funeral, my cousin cared more
about her other grandma instead. but now
she all-of-a-sudden cares? bulls.hit. she's
evil, there is no way she feels guilty. she
uses my gram for sympathy likes on
instagram and that is it. I don't feel bad
for calling her an immature, pathetic a.ss,
c.unt, that Satan would be proud of. I regret
not going further like I had wanted to. I'm
a nice f.ucking person, but I hate her.

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
April 21, 2014 4:42am UTC

i asked my cousin what he thought the DC in Washington DC stands for.
he answered with "da capital".

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DestinyCaribou
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 6:04pm UTC

if you ever feel ashamed of yourself just remember that today i was taking my little cousin to a store and he saw a group of muslim women in burquas and said "LOOK, IT'S A GROUP OF NINJAS!"

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Gal_in_Wonderland
posted a quote
April 14, 2014 4:48pm UTC

Me: *has math book out working intensly*
Super smart cousin: need any help?
Me: Nope, if I do I'll ask, thanks. *continues to work*
Super smart cousin: Okay...So I read this really cool article that BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH
That really isn't helping...

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
March 12, 2014 7:02pm UTC

DOES THE DRESS IM WEARING IN MY PROFILE MAKE MY LEGS LOOK BIG? IM WEARING IT TO BE IN MY COUSINS WEDDING , SO TELL THE TRUTH. HARSH OR NOT.

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skilletbiscuit
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 6:25pm UTC

FaceTime with my cousin:
Her: OMG IM SO SPECIAL!!!!
Me: haha why?
Her: because I ate gum!!!
Me:
Her: well don't you agree!?
Me: totally!

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HashtagWhoreo*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 11:02am UTC

When I was younger my cousin told me that the way you scored in football was having the best touchdown dance.

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Antigoddess*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 6:00pm UTC

The only person I truly trust flew back to the other side of the world yesterday

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 8:57pm UTC

My cousin used the words
"you need to grow up and
act your age already." on
me, and I swear it triggered
some dark s.hit, because I
just spent 30 minutes typing
a nasty reply, and it's not even
half as nasty as I wanted to
get. Like, I'm generally a nice
person, but with my cousin?
No way. Can't do it. Can't even
fake it anymore. Now, we wait
for her to cry to her parents
and them to call my mom and
for me to get yelled at.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 2:34pm UTC

I've become obsessed with
dinosaurs, and it's quite funny
because now my cousin all of
a sudden likes dinosaurs. Why
is that funny? Because the thing
she's obsessing over is a f.ucking
dragon. She bought a jacket at
hottopic and thought she was
hot s.hit for having a dinosaur
hoodie, when in reality it was
the DRAGON from my little pony.
hahaha..haha..ha..
Idk I just really hate my cousin
so I'm basically looking for any
reason to complain about her.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 8:15pm UTC

For Christmas, I got my cousin's
husband two zombie apocalypse
weapons, because he's really into
that. One was a knife and one was
a tomahawk- there was other really
cool ones, but I figured I'd get him ones
that were practical (unlike a f.ucking
war hammer man, what are you going
to do with that until there are zombies?)
He loved them, like, that was one of the
most honest "omg, I love it" reactions I've
ever gotten on a gift I gave someone. He
actually took a picture of them and put them
on Facebook saying how awesome they
were. And idk, it just made me really happy
to see because he called me his cousin.
Not "my wife's cousin" or something like
that; he actually considers me family.
Like, I don't know it's just a really good feeling
when you make someone that considers
you family really happy from something
you gave them.

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DieiSomnians
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 6:35am UTC

Ive been collecting the Littlest Pet Shop figures for over six years now, I have over a hundred of those things(not including buildings, stuffed animals, and accesories) and I just spent the past hour and a half sorting them into two different boxes for these two little girls who are big part of my life, and let me tell you the whole time I was thinking to myself "Do I really want to do this? These have been my most favorite thing in the world for the past couple of years." But now that I'm looking at them wrapped and sitting under the tree, I know that the looks on the girls faces when they see that I gave them the things I hardly ever let them look at because they're important to me are going to be priceless. And besides it's not like I play with them anymore, they just sit in my room and collect dust, but these two girls I know are going to absolutely adore all of the figures and play with them untill the cows come home. And now I just want to say merry Christmas everyone.

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musicismylife131313
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 12:30am UTC

He's more than my cousin, he's my brother, my best friend
I know I can tell him absolutely anything without having to worry that he's going to tell someone else
He's one of the only people I know I can always count on, no matter the circumstance
I don't know what I would do without him

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booboo66
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 2:28pm UTC

me: wow I look okay in these jeans
martyn: *scoff*
me: what?!
martyn: good, cous, you look amazing

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 12:22am UTC

My cousin's favorite song used to be Baby Got Back
And she thought the guy singing it
Was talking about hamburgers;
Not girl's bubble butts.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 5:34pm UTC

omg. today was finally the wedding
and I am so p.issed. This wretched old woman
from the groom's side came over, touched me and
my hair, and then insulted me and my hair. Like, what is it about weddings and funerals that makes people think it's alright to touch me? DON'T F.UCKING TOUCH ME. Oh, and I don't care if you hate my hair. F.uck you, and f.uck your family that treated mine like s.hit.

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titledincorrectly
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 4:08pm UTC

I wish you weren't his cousin....

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