Best Cops Quotes This Month

idciammyself
posted a quote
October 9, 2014 10:51am UTC

Sleep is my drug.
Bed is my dealer.
Alarm is the cops.
School is the jail.

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Ninja918
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 6:56pm UTC

"FBI, OPEN THE DOOR!"
"No. It's cooler when you break in"

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 9:23pm UTC

I like how in cop shows,the police are always so
motivated and professional,
while the cops where I live
would be more like;
"lol hey, can someone take a
picture of me with the dead body?"

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rach*
posted a quote
November 30, 2014 2:47am UTC

"In Long Island, they choked that poor man to death. In Missouri, Mike Brown caught one in the head. Couple days later, they shot another [guy] 9 times and had the audacity to cuff him, after he was dead. All that blood spilled, all them tears shed, all these young, unfinished lives ended. If I [commit] murder I'll get 25 to life but if a cop commit[s] murder, he only get[s] suspended? F*ck your uniform, f*ck your badge, f*ck your weapon, [you're] supposed to protect us, instead you want us to fear you, and practice on us; all those lethal tactics that they teach you. Stop abusing your power, me and you are equal. You bleed? I bleed too. You eat sh*t? I eat [it] too. You [have] a family waiting for you [at] home, right? [Man], me too. You havin' a bad day? Yeah me too. When I'm havin' a bad day I don't get to walk around and shoot people. Kids used to wanna be you, now they wanna beat you. You used to be their hero, now their hero turned evil. Start defending the law, and stop defending your ego. Sh*t, they'll probably kill me if I ever release this video. And if so, Mister Officer just pray that the lord forgives you, forgives you for r*ping that teacher uptown by Inwood, and forgives you for shooting that kid that opened his door, with a WII remote in his hand, that you f*cking thought was a pistol."

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tumblinggirl21
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 2:07pm UTC

How can people treat animals so bad? :'(

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paigexoxo
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 9:07pm UTC

If a cop pulls ya over for speeding,jump over to the passenger side before he gets to your car, I DUNNO SHE WAS HERE A MINUTE AGO

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MacTheGreat
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I hate when I call shotgun but the cops throw me in the back anyways.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 12:34am UTC

So, the cops were just at my house,
asking about gunshots, and it's like
we're in the middle of f.ucking nowhere,
Pennsylvania, there's people shooting
every single day (deer), so something bad
must have happened to be graced with
a visit from three cops (townies don't really
come to the boonies much. even cops.)
especially at like f.ucking midnight, bro.
So now my family is playing "which of
our neigbors most likely killed someone?"

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 10:52am UTC

Now try and say
'Cops' without your lips touching.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 2:28am UTC

Cops: Anything you say will be held against you!
Me : Coldplay.
Cops: .......................
Me: .......................
Coldplay:...........................
Cops:......................
Crickets:.....................
Me: You said you will held it against me..Are you? I mean cops Don't lie,right?
Cops:...........................
Me:..........................
Whole world:.........................
Cricket:............................

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alisonDB21

posted a quote
April 10, 2013 5:29pm UTC

If a cop ever pulls you over and says
"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?",
just keep cool and say
"No, but do you realize how fast you were going, to keep up with me?"

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LostGirls*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 4:09am UTC

It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek.
-Katrina

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epicgirl
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Trying to act natural around cops,
even when you did nothing wrong.

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MelissaaAnnee.*
posted a quote
October 19, 2014 11:51pm UTC

I never thought that I would have to call the PoliceOn my brother.

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ItsEricaBruh
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 11:33pm UTC

Just say yolo ;D i'm sure the cops will understand
❦

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ledukester
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 11:17pm UTC

I think I'd be a great negotiator.
Yanno? like for the cops and stuff.
I mean talking someone off of a ledge is easy.
Which side the go off of is the hard part.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 10:34pm UTC

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Me: They're onto me.

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* . ~ serena ~ . *
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Trying to act natural around cops, even when you did nothing wrong.

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Summer_Haze_*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Friend: If we get caught, pretend we don't speak english.
Cop: What happened here?
Me: No hablo ingles!
Cop: Oh que paso?
Me: Run...

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KattyBieber
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 6:12pm UTC

It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops, then it's hide and seek ;)

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