Cops Quotes

rach*
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November 30, 2014 2:47am UTC

"In Long Island, they choked that poor man to death. In Missouri, Mike Brown caught one in the head. Couple days later, they shot another [guy] 9 times and had the audacity to cuff him, after he was dead. All that blood spilled, all them tears shed, all these young, unfinished lives ended. If I [commit] murder I'll get 25 to life but if a cop commit[s] murder, he only get[s] suspended? F*ck your uniform, f*ck your badge, f*ck your weapon, [you're] supposed to protect us, instead you want us to fear you, and practice on us; all those lethal tactics that they teach you. Stop abusing your power, me and you are equal. You bleed? I bleed too. You eat sh*t? I eat [it] too. You [have] a family waiting for you [at] home, right? [Man], me too. You havin' a bad day? Yeah me too. When I'm havin' a bad day I don't get to walk around and shoot people. Kids used to wanna be you, now they wanna beat you. You used to be their hero, now their hero turned evil. Start defending the law, and stop defending your ego. Sh*t, they'll probably kill me if I ever release this video. And if so, Mister Officer just pray that the lord forgives you, forgives you for r*ping that teacher uptown by Inwood, and forgives you for shooting that kid that opened his door, with a WII remote in his hand, that you f*cking thought was a pistol."

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MelissaaAnnee.*
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October 19, 2014 11:51pm UTC

I never thought that I would have to call the PoliceOn my brother.

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idciammyself
posted a quote
October 9, 2014 10:51am UTC

Sleep is my drug.
Bed is my dealer.
Alarm is the cops.
School is the jail.

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booda456
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 6:20pm UTC

So the other day my friend and i were at the park, which is across
from my school.
And we were looking for someone in the window and kept looking in the window.
Then a guy i know walked in the school... He is a cop.
He was picking his daughter up from Extended Day.
And then one of the teachers comes up to the window and threatens the cops on us.
So we run.
And we come back and shes gone. And the cop guy walked out and told us to go inside to talk to them.
We talked to them and then my friend and i were talking while we walked out of the school and she said my face literally went from:
:) to O_O
when he asked us to talk to him.
It was so funny. Yet scary. Lol.

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Ninja918
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 6:56pm UTC

"FBI, OPEN THE DOOR!"
"No. It's cooler when you break in"

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paigexoxo
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 9:07pm UTC

If a cop pulls ya over for speeding,jump over to the passenger side before he gets to your car, I DUNNO SHE WAS HERE A MINUTE AGO

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 9:23pm UTC

I like how in cop shows,the police are always so
motivated and professional,
while the cops where I live
would be more like;
"lol hey, can someone take a
picture of me with the dead body?"

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 12:34am UTC

So, the cops were just at my house,
asking about gunshots, and it's like
we're in the middle of f.ucking nowhere,
Pennsylvania, there's people shooting
every single day (deer), so something bad
must have happened to be graced with
a visit from three cops (townies don't really
come to the boonies much. even cops.)
especially at like f.ucking midnight, bro.
So now my family is playing "which of
our neigbors most likely killed someone?"

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ItsEricaBruh
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 11:33pm UTC

Just say yolo ;D i'm sure the cops will understand
❦

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LostGirls*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 4:09am UTC

It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek.
-Katrina

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 6:34pm UTC

Apologizing Doesn't Make Cyber-Bullying Okay.

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Summer_Haze_*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Friend: If we get caught, pretend we don't speak english.
Cop: What happened here?
Me: No hablo ingles!
Cop: Oh que paso?
Me: Run...

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 9:32pm UTC

to the kids whos father or mother is a police officer, i know what its like. the not knowing if youll see your parent at the end of the shift. the constant worry during the "busy season" for criminals. i get the worry. what i want you to know is that im always here to talk about the worry or whatever. GOD BLESS THE THIN BLUE LINE

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 9:28pm UTC

people who say that cops dont do anything but pull over teenagers pis.s me off. my father has been a police officer for over 20 years and has risked his life in Gary Indiana for people who dont care about the officers. im sorry if you dont like the police, but at least respect the fact that they are willing to die for your sorry a.ss any day at any time.

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* . ~ serena ~ . *
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Trying to act natural around cops, even when you did nothing wrong.

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jcpeace
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 1:45am UTC

I have discovered a flaw in the Amazing Spider-man:
If Spider-man was really such a huge criminal with like every freaking cop looking for him,
why didn't they interview the criminals he caught?
The police should've put together that Spider-man was obviously going after men with shoulder length blond hair and if they interviewed said criminals they would've discovered that Spider-man was checking the left wrist of each criminal he picked up and dropped off for the police.
Then they would have thought "Hmmm Spider-man's looking for a guy with shoulder length blond hair and something on his left wrist? Lets see..." and they would've found the WANTED flier from Ben Parker's murder. The one with the guy with the shoulder length blond hair and star tattoo on his left wrist.
Knowing that, they can say that Spider-man has a personal vendetta against this man, who aside from killing Ben Parker, committed a minor crime of robbing a convience store. Enough for a personal vendetta? I think not.
Using the information gathered, the could safely assume that Spider-man had a vendetta against the criminal for the murder of Ben Parker. Any police officer who had seen Spider-man, which quite a few had, could see that he was a lean man, therefore ruling out May Parker. Who left but Peter Parker, who had recently been coming home covered in bruises and scratches. Put two and two together, you get the outcome of Peter Parker being Spider-man.
BOOM YOU GOT SPIDER-MAN!
It's 1:40 am. I can't sleep. This is what I think about.

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ledukester
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 11:17pm UTC

I think I'd be a great negotiator.
Yanno? like for the cops and stuff.
I mean talking someone off of a ledge is easy.
Which side the go off of is the hard part.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 2:28am UTC

Cops: Anything you say will be held against you!
Me : Coldplay.
Cops: .......................
Me: .......................
Coldplay:...........................
Cops:......................
Crickets:.....................
Me: You said you will held it against me..Are you? I mean cops Don't lie,right?
Cops:...........................
Me:..........................
Whole world:.........................
Cricket:............................

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iloveu4ever51
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 10:32pm UTC

Dangerous Chapter Forty One
♦ Allison's P.O.V ♦
I stood there very quietly as I heard Elli say that.
"Give up Alli.I know your secrets and should I tell them?"Elli said with a taunting edge making me go crazy.
"Don't you dare Elli."I stood up and looked her in the eye.
"Oh yeah what are you going to do?"Elli replied back.
In a split second I jumped on her and screamed."DIEEEEEEEEEE!"
She looked surprise then threw a punch in my stomach.I doubled over and kicked her near the jaws.In a respone she gave a kick to my ribs and I felt something crack.Yet I still stood up and tried punching her in the eye.She did a backflip trying to kick me but landed flat on her face.Iesha and Honey ran in screaming at me as Elli shot them down in one blow.I gasped since I knew they were both on S's team.
"They were weak foolish people."She said as I froze.Elli walked over to Iesha and Honey and put them next to Lauren and Aden."Goodnight rest in he// b****"
"How could you?"I blurted out.
"How could I what?"Elli said in an angry voice.
Savannah spoke up in the silence,"Elli we need to go before the cops find out."
Abbey added,"But should we sing one more song?"
Jace gave a crooked smile then said,"A special one for Alli of course."
I wanted to run so badly but they circled me around.
On chorus they sang,"Oh Alli lay down and rest for the lord shall find.A soul here and there what can you say?"
Abbey added,"You're going to die Alli why not stop?"
"We're going to kill you why bother?"Elli taunted smirkingly.
They chanted on and on as my head wanted to burst.I could feel my power dwindling as they ran around me.Slowly I crumpled to my knees as Elli kicked me in the jaws and everyone started joining in.I stood up for the last time and tried beating Elli.A gun was kept near by as I reached for it.Jace noticed where I was looking and then grabbed the gun.
He leaned to me and said,"You'd be a fine girlfriend but my heart is by my team."For a final effort I tried punching him in the stomach but failed.
My vision started clouding as they all cheered and laughed.Clouds swirled and a gentle voice whispered in my ear."Have fun."
A/N:Hey Guys I think this is the last chapter but I'm not sure.Thank you for everyone reading this story even though it's probably not my best.
Ha! Today was the best day ever.I finally and I mean finally got my revenge.After 3 years I finished Alli.No more taunts and my team will become stronger.This b**** isn't going down so easily so run out of this town now if your scared because I'm not hiding.-S

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FluffyScamp
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 5:07pm UTC

*My friends and I partying*
*cop sirens*
"SH..IT!!"
*drops cups, everyone starts running*
*Some guy in the far left of the field laughing his a..ss off*
"HOLDEN! SCREW OFF! SERIOUSLY?!"
Classic.

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