Best Contest_lame_pun Quotes This Week

* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 5:33pm UTC

♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
I only listen to waltzes 3/4 of the time.
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Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 9:32am UTC

I panic at places
besides the disco

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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 2:36pm UTC

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 9:49pm UTC

How does Moses make his tea?HEBREWS IT!

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lovefree15
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Don't go bacon my heart
I couldn't if I fried

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beebessey
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 9:56pm UTC

When William joined the army he instantly disliked the phrase "Fire at Will."

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 12:22am UTC

f o r m a t | f 0 0 r m a t s
♥I lost my number. Can I have yours?

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 12:49am UTC

Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
Because he got tired of the hole thing.

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Bec*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 4:56am UTC

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 1:04am UTC

What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZzza!

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 6:29am UTC

I'm glad I know sign language.
It's pretty handy.

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 3:13pm UTC

The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Seven days without a pun,
makes one weak.

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savannah*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 7:23pm UTC

What does the clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.

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dolph*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 9:44am UTC

what’s the difference between an old bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts?
one’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean

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beebessey
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 9:51pm UTC

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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AngelwithaSecret*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 8:25am UTC

The door knob of my brother's bedroom door is missing,
And he's freaking out.
It seems that he can't handle the situation
mq

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Acable97
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 11:25am UTC

here are twelve steps to avoid elevators

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Marian*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 7:27pm UTC

stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 3:19am UTC

Treat your girl like a queen
so she can queen your dishes.

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