Best Comeon Quotes Ever

Princess B-tch*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 11:59pm UTC

I'm in love.
I was texting this guy and
I said "I want pizza." The next thing I know?
A F/CKING PIZZA IS DELIVED TO MY HOUSE ALREADY PAID FOR.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 6:41pm UTC

What I really don't like
is those girls who aren't the least bit kind in anyway, and act like a hoe, but still have a lot of guys falling all over them. I know why it is, and I think it's absolutely ridiculous. They don't really want them, they just want what those girls will let them have. There are so many nice girls who have self-respect and would treat them like a king, but are overlooked because they do not dress provocatively and don't walk around letting the world in their pants. I understand there are a lot of really nice guys who tend to get overlooked too. Don't give me that bs about how "they had a rough childhood," or "they couldn't help it, they were raised around that." No, you make your own decisions. You do it. It's your choice. So how about you get some nice fitting clothes, put your female parts back inside of them, and have some respect for yourself. If you don't respect yourself, no one will.

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carson5482
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 1:18pm UTC

I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes,
but sh/t, it was 99 cents.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 10:30pm UTC

it's 2014 why can't we unsend messages yet.

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ToriRox16
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 2:02am UTC

Hey guys, so I just had an idea.
Idk if you guys will like it, but here we go.
I think all wittians should pick one day when
we don't fear anything the whole day.
When we raise our hand in class.
When we stand up against the bullies.
Where we speak our mind.
Where we tell him we like him.
Just one day.
At the end of the day, we can all come home and talk about what happened.
I think we could do it.
You only get one life.
Why waste it hiding in the shadows?
Do something with your life.
Take a chance.
It could change everything for the better.
What do you say, wittians?
~written by ToriRox16~
re-post if you want. spread the word!

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 7:59pm UTC

if you think that boys should always be the first to text you then it is time that you left

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 10:28pm UTC

After one weekend? Really? 1

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Mischief_Managed_
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 6:56pm UTC

My goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but danm we should’ve’ girl.

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gab*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 9:18pm UTC

but why do some guys have that mindset about me that every little thing i do means i like them? like i don't even know how to flirt and so many guys are getting around like "does she like me or something" and "sorry i don't like you like that i don't even know you well" like chill bro all i said was hi it doesn't mean i want your d/ck in my tw@t

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 11:34am UTC

alright witty,
i'm have been on witty for 3 years. Yeah I don't have top quote every single day. I'm that witty member that you have never heard of. I've been here through fights, witty almost shutting down (2x), deaths of our wittians, but what kills me the most that you can't f/cking favorite a quote. This website is going to die if you don't start giving a sh/t. All of my friends have left.
1.)If you are one of those people who are on the top quotes, FAVORITE OTHER PEOPLE QUOTES. Just because people maybe don't think like you doesn't mean you don't have to care about anyone else. That's right, you probably didn't even read this because this quote probably means nothing to you.
2.) EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE DAM/N quote, favorite it. comment. I want to get above 41 favorites for the day. We can't make you favorite quotes, but if you're one of those people who think that the quotes not good enough, it's more like you're not good enough.
Yes. I know I have "nowhere to talk" but I've been quiet for 3 YEARS.
Questions? Comment on my profile.
More sooner than later, you're gonna f/cking find me commenting on your profiles to become better Wittians, because none of you f/cking act like it.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 2:32pm UTC

SOME BOYS
just love to
play with the
POWER THEY GET
with love over
SOME GIRLS,
they are widely known as
HEART-BREAKERS

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Supergoth
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 11:52am UTC

ATTENTION WITTIANS.
I would like to declare a DETOX DAY.
Friday, June 14th, 2013.
As in "Detox" I mean,
No contacts, no makeup, messy bun, sweatpants.
& For all my cutters; don't wear long sleeves. I want you to write "I HAVE HOPE" on both of your wrists, and I want you to be free. Smile for once. If you feel like crying, then cry. Don't hold it in.
For one day, I want everyone to be nobody except themselves.
Repost if you're in.
I am.
nmq

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 11:59am UTC

Listen I love it when you favorite my quotes
Just don't favorite them all

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Niichole
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 9:44pm UTC

I'm always here to hold your hand, ok?
I will hold you you through the storm,
and I won't even stop when the power
comes back on. I love you, ok?

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Skimrande
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Okay seriously guys if someone makes a "hate account"
against you just block them and report them. Don't respond to them or make quotes about them or whatever because they're probably just some lowlife do/cheface trying to get a rise out of insecure little girls and making a scene is exactly what they want you to do. Just report them and move on.
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