Best Cmon Quotes Ever

Sunny1703
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 9:18pm UTC

does anyone else find it weird that witty's been alive for 10 years and we still don't even know what Steve looks like

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 5:09pm UTC

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

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xoEmmaLovesYouox
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:14pm UTC

Seriously, why won't anyone date me I looked hot that one time.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 1:39pm UTC

People who hate Pokemon
have a serious mental problem.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
May 20, 2014 2:30am UTC

parents want u to be outgoing and do fun stuff with friends but also
want you home by 11 and not high on meth like c'mon mum u cant have it all

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* Sabaism *
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September 14, 2013 8:45pm UTC

I am proud to admit
That I knew about Fun.
Before they were cool
#HipsterLyfe

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GodsGurllyyGurl
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 11:40pm UTC

Dear Ladies,
That boy is not "hot"
"hot" is a word we use to describe our pasta
NOT people

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ImAwesome12345678
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 7:19pm UTC

*earlier today*
random chick: OH MY GOD
people: shhh don't say that
random chick: ok fine, OH MY JESUS
me:
everyone:
Jesus:

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SaturdayInJuly
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 9:46pm UTC

If I should die tonight
May I first say I'm sorry
For I, never felt like anybody
I am a man of many hats although
I never mastered anything

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myfeelings
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Format chickittylover
and what you don't realize,
______________________________________
is that when you ignore my texts, i feel this hurt that i can't even explain. it's like i am standing behind a locked transparent door, and you are just staring back at me smiling with the key. i don't understand why you are doing this to me, why won't you just hand over the key and let me free? after all that i have done for you, after all of the attention and love and secrets i have shared with you! how dare you ignore me! how dare you put me in this room behind glass when i haven't done anything to deserve it! how dare you drive me insane trying to scratch through these walls! how dare you.
but i will never stop trying. i will never stop pleading for your key. not until you free me from here, not until we talk this out.

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 8:31pm UTC

I don't like this. At all. I'm jealous. I don't wanna share you. Why do you think that's okay? It's not okay.... It makes me sad. I don't want to share you with another girl. But I said if you wanted something that was in my power, I'd do it. So it'll happen.
I still don't like this...

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Raymatts
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 6:50am UTC

It's getting late
and I
cannot seem to find my way home
tonight
feels like I am falling down a
rabbit
hole
falling for forever
wonderfully
wandering
alone

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Favourite
This
Quote
If
Steve
Is
Awesome.

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 11:29pm UTC

i just want to grow my hair
to the length that it covers my boobs
so i can be a mermaid!!
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!

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Bextah
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 3:46pm UTC

If I should die tonight,
May I first say I'm sorry,
For I...Never felt like anybody.
I am a man of many,
although I never mastered anything.
When I am ten feet tall,
Since the fall,
Nobody seems to know my name.
So don't leave me to sleep all alone,
May we stay lost on our way home.
C'mon, C'mon,
With everything fallin' down around me,
I'd like to believe in all the possibilities.
It's late and I,
Cannot seem to find my way home,
Tonight.
C'mon, C'mon - Panic at the Disco feat. Fun

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RubiLouise
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 3:51pm UTC

If I was a mermaid everything would be much better.. ♥

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iluvyousomuch
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 11:54am UTC

THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF WITTY
Okay Guys,
So as you may know, Friday, April 6th, 2013 is a very special day for us.
Is it somebody's birthday, you ask?
No, not really. More of an anniversary.
The 10th anniversary of Witty Profiles, actually.
Can you guys believe it?
I only joined last year, but I'm proud to be here.
So on the 6th, whaddaya guys say we throw Wittyprofiles.com
A birthday party?
Here's what I'm thinking:
Everyone will log on as often as they can on that day, and post as many quotes as they can,
and write messages to Steve,
and write the Witty Profiles logo on everything we can, including ourselves,
and change our Facebook, Tumblr, etc. profile pics to the Witty logo,
and tell people we know about Witty.
We have the power to make this happen.
(but you don't have to tell them your username (; )
Spread the word and add your name below if you're in!
Have a happy Witty Day, everyone!!
dance818
peacegirl270
rajsonkar
saige112
luv_peace124
Butterbear
Whatawittyfeeling
iluvyousomuch

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TaintedCherry
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 12:26pm UTC

Fave If you're a janoskianator
<3
just wanna see how many witty peeps are ;)

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Fat Amy*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 6:53pm UTC

C'mon, c'mon, with everything falling down around me
I'd like to believe in all the possibilities

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 5:01pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
wait for
summer

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