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  1. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 2:30am UTC
    parents want u to be outgoing and do fun stuff with friends but also
    want you home by 11 and not high on meth like c'mon mum u cant have it all

  2. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    I don't wanna go to sleep
    I wanna stay up all night
    i wanna just screw around.
    I don't wanna think about what's gonna be after this
    I just wanna live right now.

  3. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:29pm UTC
    i just want to grow my hair
    to the length that it covers my boobs
    so i can be a mermaid!!
    IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!

  4. lyricsparadise lyricsparadise
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:04pm UTC
    Feeling like I'm a high schooler
    Sipping on a warm wine cooler
    Hot cause the party don't stop
    I'm in a crop top
    Like I'm working at hooters
    We been keeping it PG
    But I wanna get a little frisky
    Come gimme some of that yum like a lollipop
    Let me set you free

  5. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 1:39pm UTC
    People who hate Pokemon
    have a serious mental problem.

  6. myfeelings myfeelings
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    and what you don't realize,
    ______________________________________
    is that when you ignore my texts, i feel this hurt that i can't even explain. it's like i am standing behind a locked transparent door, and you are just staring back at me smiling with the key. i don't understand why you are doing this to me, why won't you just hand over the key and let me free? after all that i have done for you, after all of the attention and love and secrets i have shared with you! how dare you ignore me! how dare you put me in this room behind glass when i haven't done anything to deserve it! how dare you drive me insane trying to scratch through these walls! how dare you.
    but i will never stop trying. i will never stop pleading for your key. not until you free me from here, not until we talk this out.

  7. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    *earlier today*
    random chick: OH MY GOD
    people: shhh don't say that
    random chick: ok fine, OH MY JESUS
    me:
    everyone:
    Jesus:

  8. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    C'mon, c'mon, with everything falling down around me
    I'd like to believe in all the possibilities

  9. xoEmmaLovesYouox xoEmmaLovesYouox
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Seriously, why won't anyone date me I looked hot that one time.

  10. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    I am proud to admit
    That I knew about Fun.
    Before they were cool
    #HipsterLyfe

  11. TaintedCherry TaintedCherry
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 11:48am UTC
    Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Kiss, Command or Promise?
    Live a little ;) - I'll do all.

  12. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    I don't like this. At all. I'm jealous. I don't wanna share you. Why do you think that's okay? It's not okay.... It makes me sad. I don't want to share you with another girl. But I said if you wanted something that was in my power, I'd do it. So it'll happen.
    I still don't like this...

  13. bettyann123 bettyann123
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    When I am ten feet tall,
    I never felt much smaller.

  14. invisableme13 invisableme13
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    You seriously have the nerve to ask me that after everything these past 2 months? Seriously?

  15. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet

  16. TaintedCherry TaintedCherry
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    Fave If you're a janoskianator
    <3
    just wanna see how many witty peeps are ;)

  17. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    If I should die tonight
    May I first say I'm sorry
    For I, never felt like anybody
    I am a man of many hats although
    I never mastered anything

  18. GodsGurllyyGurl GodsGurllyyGurl
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    Dear Ladies,
    That boy is not "hot"
    "hot" is a word we use to describe our pasta
    NOT people

  19. maximum_ride maximum_ride
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    My mom and dad just said no to me going on a 3 day vacation with my sister and then made me clean up puke. Thanks.

  20. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 5:01pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    wait for
    summer

:)

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