Clap Quotes

Dreamz
posted a quote
April 13, 2016 3:24am UTC

You cannot clap,
with only one hand.

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heartofstones
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 10:15am UTC

Confession #2:
Whenever me and my family go to church, my family are the only people clapping in the recessional song, or the last song.
People always stare and I hide my face in the song sheet. I tell them to stop, but they always say, "No, Catherine. If we
clap, then other people will, too." But other people never do. Ah, family. A bunch of creatures that love to embarrass and
annoy you.

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Meilody*
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 3:40am UTC

♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
A single hand that wipes tears during failures is much better than countless hands that come together to clap on success
♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡

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YourWorthIt
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 9:44am UTC

If your happy and you know it....Clap your hands!

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Abdul_dw
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:40am UTC

Clapping like a retarted seal when you laugh.

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DaisyJay
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 5:22am UTC

if you ever feel upset...
just think of a T-Rex trying to clap.

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hey_its_mal
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 8:10pm UTC

You have my {heart} in your hands
So don't clap please.

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Gladerz
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 6:29am UTC

People tend to put the sound of clapping to the end of their clip because they fear nobody will clap.
People also tend to put the laughing sound after a joke because they also fear that nobody will laugh.

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Saige112
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 5:07pm UTC

I clapped for 2 hours on friday. Why? Oh well you see my children I thought that it wiuld be fun to have a clapping contest. No it wasn't.

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 11:59am UTC

Clapping is so weird like wow i like what is happening
right now. Let me smash my hands together to express my delight.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 5:00pm UTC

step on a crack, break your mothers back,
Lil" Jon giot the beat that make your booty go clap

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Person: awkward silence * clap clap clapclap clap*
Person #2: it's only awkward of you make it that wway
me: bro it's just awkward don't argue * shakes head*

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