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  1. Dreamz Dreamz
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2016 3:24am UTC
    You cannot clap,
    with only one hand.

  2. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 10:15am UTC
    Confession #2:
    Whenever me and my family go to church, my family are the only people clapping in the recessional song, or the last song.
    People always stare and I hide my face in the song sheet. I tell them to stop, but they always say, "No, Catherine. If we
    clap, then other people will, too." But other people never do. Ah, family. A bunch of creatures that love to embarrass and
    annoy you.

  3. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 3:40am UTC
    ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
    A single hand that wipes tears during failures is much better than countless hands that come together to clap on success
    ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡

  4. YourWorthIt YourWorthIt
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 9:44am UTC
    If your happy and you know it....Clap your hands!

  5. Abdul_dw Abdul_dw
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 2:40am UTC
    Clapping like a retarted seal when you laugh.

  6. DaisyJay DaisyJay
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 5:22am UTC
    if you ever feel upset...
    just think of a T-Rex trying to clap.

  7. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    You have my {heart} in your hands
    So don't clap please.

  8. Gladerz Gladerz
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 6:29am UTC
    People tend to put the sound of clapping to the end of their clip because they fear nobody will clap.
    People also tend to put the laughing sound after a joke because they also fear that nobody will laugh.

  9. Saige112 Saige112
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    I clapped for 2 hours on friday. Why? Oh well you see my children I thought that it wiuld be fun to have a clapping contest. No it wasn't.

  10. aleexisbrookeexoxo aleexisbrookeexoxo
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:59am UTC
    Clapping is so weird like wow i like what is happening
    right now. Let me smash my hands together to express my delight.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    step on a crack, break your mothers back,
    Lil" Jon giot the beat that make your booty go clap

  12. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Person: awkward silence * clap clap clapclap clap*
    Person #2: it's only awkward of you make it that wway
    me: bro it's just awkward don't argue * shakes head*

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