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DaisyJay

1. DaisyJay
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   June 13, 2013 10:15am UTC
   Its weird how my friends voice turns from darth vader to elton john
   
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2. DaisyJay
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   June 2, 2013 1:38pm UTC
   Person: how do you do the homework?
   Me: you have to write the advantages and disadvantages.
   Person: okay could you tell me the answers please?
   WHAT IS THE POINT OF
   ASKING???
   
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3. DaisyJay
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   June 1, 2013 8:28pm UTC
   Mum: But you gotta go to school Daisy
   Me: Ain't no body got time fo dat
   
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4. DaisyJay
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   May 29, 2013 5:22am UTC
   if you ever feel upset...
   just think of a T-Rex trying to clap.
   
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5. DaisyJay
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   May 27, 2013 8:12pm UTC
   You have at least once in your life had an argument over whether to scrunch or fold toilet paper
   
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6. DaisyJay
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   May 27, 2013 6:08am UTC
   You hate the teacher?
   Oh I don't seem to notice that when you're kissing his butt
   
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7. DaisyJay
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   May 12, 2013 4:54pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you see someone you know in public and then try to act cool as if you actually have a life
   
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8. DaisyJay
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   May 11, 2013 6:32pm UTC
   If you have not jumped from sofa to sofa pretending that the floor is lava then you have never had a childhood...
   
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9. DaisyJay
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   May 10, 2013 4:59pm UTC
   Dear karma,
   I have a list of people you missed....
   
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10. DaisyJay
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    May 10, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    The awkward moment, when the class is dead quiet and all you want to do is laugh your frikkin head off
    
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11. DaisyJay
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    May 10, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    I wonder how cops on bikes arrest people? "Alright now get in the basket."
    
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12. DaisyJay
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    May 10, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Friends are like boobs
    Some are big
    Some are small
    Some are real
    And some not at all
    
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13. DaisyJay
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    May 5, 2013 5:13am UTC
    When you fall in love, don't stop believeing that some day, your perfect guy will be waiting for you, holding your favourite flowers and being able to say I Love You every single day for the rest of your life. If you ever get heartbroken. Don't forget that there is still a guy that will always be waiting, waiting for you to realise that he is the one. For you do not find love, the love comes to you...
    
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14. DaisyJay
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    May 4, 2013 7:58am UTC
    Why is it that after an argument, I always think of awesome things I could have said...
    
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15. DaisyJay
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    May 3, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen but you have to click it one more time to use it.
    
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16. DaisyJay
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    May 3, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    "Ugly girls are like unicorns they don't exist."
    Hahaha you're so desperate for the V you're going to start lying. Which one is the lie you wonder? That's for me to know, and you not to know. Let's just say the unicorn beside me agrees.
    
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17. DaisyJay
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    May 3, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    The awkward moment when a happily married couple argue about how long they've been happily married for...
    
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18. DaisyJay
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    May 2, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    I've always wondered why 6 got scared after 7 ate 9, but then I remembered that 6 and 9 have a very special relationship
    
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19. DaisyJay
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    May 2, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    Spongebob: "With imagination I can be anything I want! A pirate..." Patrick: "A starfish!" Squidward: "Patrick, you’re already a starfish.""
    
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