Best Chips Quotes This Year

Bec*
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 9:48pm UTC

PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Why is there air in chip bags?
The air is actually nitrogen gas.
The nitrogen helps the chips to stay fresh
and not rot inside the bag. It also makes
it so the chips don't get crushed during packaging.
So unless you want to buy rotten and crushed
chips keep complaining about the extra air.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Me: Why does water cost more than soda?
Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
Me: Why?

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Pringles: The only chip company in
the world that doesn't sell air.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 2:35pm UTC

my mom told my dad
"stop you're spilling pringle crumbs on the floor" and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor. i think my dad's becoming a rebellious teenager.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 6:59pm UTC

Me: Hm. I'm hungry.
Me: *eats a bowl of chips*
Me: *eats another bowl of chips*
Me: *eats another bag of chips*
Me: *eats 4 more bags of chips*
Me: *eats 75 more bags of chips*
Me: Darn, I'm out of chips.
Me: *downloads PeaPod app*
Me: Orders chips from stop and shop*
Stop and Shop Guy: *comes to my house in truck*
Stop and Shop Guy: Here are the chips you ordered.

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soccertrack
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 12:18pm UTC

One day I'm gonna dress up as a seagull, then walk
around stealing people's chips.

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Wheeling
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 2:09am UTC

Me: *listening to music while eating chips*
Plain White T's: A thousand miles seems pretty far
Plain White T's: But they've got planes and trains and cars
Plain White T's: I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Me: That sounds like a lot of work
Me: If I eat another chip
Me: I can just roll there
Plain White T's:
Me:
Plain White T's:
Me: That's another way

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